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epicsauce

how the fuck does anyone watch one piece when it looks like that 💀

not a day goes by where i dont think about her and i dont even watch one piece. this is like getting cancer from second hand smoke

They squished her waist so much her organs got pushed into her tits, tragic

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I learned what sun poisoning is recently and now I keep getting scared when I see suspiciously pink white people out and about during the day. Like dude get back inside you're in danger

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omtai

things that would be dope to be

  • the marble in spray paint
  • boulder at the bottom of a lake
  • the last leaf of autumn… take your sweet old time
  • lightbulb filament
  • grain of sand
  • pillbug that just discovered an insane composter
  • cumulonimbus cloud
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Sometimes I wonder how people survive without obsessively thinking about fictional realities. Could not be me. Thinking only Real Life stuff for a whole day???? I would be dead.

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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

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there’s something that’s incredible about the intersectionality and flexibility of werewolves as metaphor.

anger issues? werewolf. intrusive thoughts? werewolf. unresolved trauma? werewolf. rejection by society? werewolf. autism? werewolf. transgenderism? werewolf. queer expression of any sort? werewolf. plurality? werewolf. dissociation? werewolf. repression of any sort? werewolf. abuse cycles? werewolf. emotion so strong it physically changes you? werewolf!!!

really doing it all

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

in this world we all have our roles