Sometimes, Growing up is an option too.

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

You are the only valid manager

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19

that blonde fucker from full metal alchemist? missing a leg and an arm? constantly next to this huge dude with an obscured face? junkrat

op i will grind ur bones into paste and sell it to ur local supermarket

this is, without exaggeration, exactly what men are like

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

full offense but we seriously need to destroy the shitty toxic gamer culture that involves getting mad at newbie players for fucking existing.

like im sorry but shitting on noobs is fucking low ball and pathetic. Im so fucking sorry someone is more capable of having fun trying out a new game then you are mr edgelord

“lmao noobs should stop-” Maybe YOU should stop acting like your king of whatever game your playing get over youself and let other people have fun too

Youre not a fucking pro stop trying to act like you are just cause someone else is new to the game you play.

Stop giving people shit for what they play, too. Not everyone is into Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto.

Fucking good addition! Im super tired of gamer bros thinking they get to decide what games are cringy or not just because they only wanna play first person military games.

you may not be able to control the plot of your life, or the characters in it, or even the genre, but you can control one thing: the soundtrack. grab some headphones and make it a banger.

‘Don’t let it get to you’, I tell myself, as I let it get to me

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

Oh wow. That’s…

I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing. 

Reminds me of the double red lines in London. They exist because rich people kept parking on double yellow lines (which mean “no parking” in the UK) and then just paying the fines. So London started putting double red lines on major roads. If you park on double red lines, they don’t give you a ticket. They tow your car away and crush it. 

I like that.

For rich people, it stops being a fine and starts being a fee

This is why I approve of getting a fine based on your income.

Intelligence is knowing Frankenstein isn’t the monster, wisdom is knowing Frankenstein IS the monster.

Being nice is free, but being nice to shit people is customer service, and requires compensation.

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

this is so true

I know

What’s going on here

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good this year will be good

fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.