Important message for Florida residents who may lose their job choosing to evacuate due to Hurricane Irma
If your employer threatens to dismiss you after choosing to evacuate, the Department of Labor's Occupational Safety & Health Administration (OSHA) clearly states that
"Each employer is responsible for the safety and health of its workers and for providing a safe and healthful workplace for its workers. Employers are required to protect workers from the anticipated hazards associated with the response and recovery operations that workers are likely to conduct."
So if your employer is threatening dismissal because you chose to evacuate during a hurricane, or actually dismisses you, you can fight back.
Employers do not have the right to put your life in danger.
I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.
Apparently my dogs don’t like it when I grind coffee.
Transcript: “This is how I make coffee, with a manual grinder. However… my dogs don’t like it.” *grinds furiously*
WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO APPRECIATE THESE DATES
And once again Americans get all the fun
My distortion pedal. It destroys my guitar cleaner than most things in the box
I'm gonna print this for my co-workers birthday and paste it on his wall

