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Chill, what's up?

@chromatic-chaotic-clarinets

Hey! I'm Zoe! I hate myself and wanna die, but like what college student doesn't nowadays, lmao. If you don't hate me now, get to know me for a few years and you will👈👈 credit to @Luxxrays for the drawing!!!

if i was stuck in a timeloop i probably wouldn't notice for a WHILE honestly. like i'm just not that observant and i really don't think it would be that bad.

"but you'd wake up to the same song playing every day until it drives you insane!" i already do that. i've been listening to the same playlist every day for over 6 months now and i haven't even started to get sick of it.

"but you'd be experiencing the exact same day over and over again in the exact same order!" i love routine and i have anxiety. being able to predict every moment of my day as it happens would be ideal.

"surely you'd notice the date being the same every single loop though?" you overestimate how much i pay attention to my surroundings. if you asked me the date and time right now i couldn't even tell you which month it is. i barely remember which year we're in, man.

perfectly logical and reasonable conclusions i'd jump to before even considering i was in a timeloop:

-someone is pulling an extremely elaborate prank on me

-i'm a prophet and i'm just reliving my visions

-i'm just having a really weird time

-this 24 hour day thing is a lot longer than i remember

this is true. thank you dracula daily for, among other things, protecting me from time loops.

you have to be squeakin kitten me right meow!!!!!

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Tom and Jerry say this in unison right before they realize they're not so different after all and start passionately kissing

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Each other

what if Tom were to kiss jerrys feet very passionately lol

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...I don't think I want to talk about this anymore

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That's not fucking Jerry. That's his cousin muscle mouse.

its literally not you fake fan this is after muscle mouse takes care of the dirty works cat thugs and gives jerry an outfit just like his before he leaves. read a book asshole

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some fucking people man smh

I dont really like making rebloggable posts but I haven’t seen anyone mention them yet: terracotta heaters are really easy and effective DYI heaters for cold emergencies and I think it might be helpful considering, you know

TDLR, place a candle of any size down, and put a terracotta pot (as large as possible preferably) over it, with something non-flammable and balanced to keep the bottom an inch or two off the ground, like bricks. 

The candle will heat the terracotta, which will put off heat, while the space underneath lets smoke out and oxygen in. I’ve used these all 3 times we had outages here in Maine during blizzards to keep my aquariums warm, the weather outside had been easily -20 F with high winds, and not only was I cozy, that shit kept the water 10 degrees above room temperature. If it can heat the aquariums, it’ll heat a small room.

They work so much better than you’d think, the heat they put off is insane. Obviously be careful because smoke and open flame, but they’re very easy to make and just need an eye kept on them on all times.

 Don’t touch the heated pot bare-handed, it’ll burn like a motherfucker, they get VERY hot. Use thick oven mitts or layered rags to remove pot, put the candle out first if you can manage. Don’t do more than one or two in a non-ventilated or closed room, it’s still making smoke and that can make it harder to breathe.

[ID: Two bricks are laid flat, two bricks are stacked on top on their sides. A candle is in a jar inbetween and is lit. A large terracotta pot is balanced on the second, higher set of bricks so it is above the candle and off the ground. End Id]

Seriously no time for jokes about people in Texas suffering today.

@germanova

I’m truly very sorry that happened 😓

But Texans aren’t just “snowed in.” There is a very specific thing happening with our state specific energy grid.

Millions of people have been without ANY ELECTRICITY OR HEAT for 40 hours in places that have been -5 to 20 degrees. Water pipes and main are breaking everywhere so that many people don’t water either.

This didn’t just “happen”

We are suffering under corrupt and inept leadership who MADE this happen.

From the article

I’m too much of a raw nerve and just need to log off for a bit but one more thought before I go

This is what I was talking about when I said your “red states are canceled” posts are bullshit because the climate denying, gay bashing, racist multimillionaires aren’t the ones suffering but rather those that aren’t super rich and don’t benefit from living under republican rule. We’re being taken advantage of by mega corporations who value profit over human lives, and your asasinine comment about “haha [insert red state here] hates gays/denies climate change/etc. so they deserve to suffer” is just another way of saying you don’t care. Once again, try harder.

northerners or people from naturally cold climates making fun of texans rn are a joke lmfao. as if u guys understand the urgency that is going on in that state currently. it would be like if minnesota hit 120F for a week. people would literally die because they are NOT equipped to handle it. likewise, our homes are not built for cold - they’re build to keep heat out. we don’t have heavy winter clothes. we dont have shovels or scrapers. we can’t drive anywhere to get items that we might need. our emergency vehicles cannot handle this. power is going out consistently. the low income & homeless population are disproportionally affected by this and we cannot currently keep up with the energy demand. 

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our houses are literally made to release heat. think about that, y’all. 4 million texans are without power in homes that were built to get rid of heat. a lot of texans don’t even have cars that can manage over the current ice/snow that is our roads, nor do most of us own shovels for digging the snow out of our driveways. some of us are stranded in our cold homes that are dipping into the 30F range. i and most other texans don’t even have a jacket bigger than a hoodie. it’s not funny

advice from a northerner:

I’m from Wisconsin, spent nearly all my life there. Now I live I’m Kansas City, spending my first winter here. And let me tell you- When it comes to snow, winter is WAY harder the farther south you get. Not because south gets more snow than the north (because it doesn’t) but because southern states are NOT EQUIPT to handle snow!
In Wisconsin, when it’d snow, we’d get a lot and it’d be bad. But once it stopped snowing, within 2 hours *all* the roads are plowed and you are pretty much good to go with a little caution and snow tires. Because we have ARMIES of heavy duty snow plows with BUNKERS full on salt and sand to combat ice. Southern states don’t have that, so when you get snow- it stays there until enough cars drive over it to pull it away. Its been a few days since it actually snowed but some roads and highway lanes still have a thick layer of snow because there just arent enough plows or knowledge how to deal with it properly.
So coming from someone who’s lived in the upper north and upper south- and someone who’s lived in their car before

Cars/Driving:

  • If you absolutely have to drive somewhere. DRIVE SLOW- I know that sounds obvious but if you always think you’re driving slow enough- You Aren’t. Drive Slower.
  • Before you leave- make sure your phone is charged and you have a tow companies number plugged into your phone.
  • KEEP MORE THAN A CARS LENGTH DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND THE CARS IN FRONT AND BEHIND YOU WHILE DRIVING!!! I cannot stress this enough! If you or the person behind you’d tires start to skid when they break (and they will) they’re is nothing to stop them from running into the car in front of them. Keep A CARS LENGTH DISTANCE at stop lights!! You know Neuton’s Craddle?? Thats you and the cars in front of you if you dont have enough space. One car hits into another hits into another hits into another. Except you keep getting pushed forward.
  • Always assume someone might slide through an intersection and wait a few extra seconds before going once the light turns green if traffic is still coming.
  • Even if the rest if the road is clear, Those little patches of snow in between lanes and on the side of the road are dangerous!! If you have to switch lanes or have your tires cross them for any reason, take extra care and very slowly ease through the patches. If you hit them to suddenly or quickly you WILL spin out!
  • If you have to choose between hiting another car(or other physical property) & going in a ditch- pick the ditch. It’s safer for you and other drivers if you get out of harm’s way. Plus- Tows are relatively cheep. Paying car damages and higher insurance rates are not.
  • IF YOU GO IN THE DITCH and are waiting for a tow truck DO NOT LEAVE THE CAR RUNNING IF YOUR TAILPIPE IS COVERED BY SNOW (or anything else for that matter) you could die of CO2 poisoning. Being cold for a little bit is better than dead forever.
  • I know a lot of southern cars don’t have heaters in them but if you’re does, let it run for a few minutes with the heat blasting on the Windows- it helps soften up ice on the windshield.
  • Keep your lights on in anytime it’s snowing. Even in daylight.
  • If your car has light snow that blows very easily, you can just use your wipers to get some snow off.
  • If your car has dense, heavy snow or ice, dont use the wipers. The weight and ice will rip up the wipers and may even break them, especially back windshield wipers! My back one snapped this winter because I overestimated what it could handle.
  • If you don’t have scrapers/brushes for your windows- You can use a sturdy credit card to scrape windows, and brooms to brush off snow.
  • Don’t forget to scrape your mirrors and brush the snow off your lights. If the snow is very light, brush off the hood and too of the car too. Otherwise once you hit higher speeds itll fly up and block your windows again.
  • When you leave your car outside and its going to snow or rain and then freeze, lift you wipers off the car and leave them up. Then they dont get frozen in place.
  • ASSUME EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE A TERRIBLE DRIVER.

Home/Heat:

  • Let your faucets drip when it gets below freezing, especially at night. The water flow helps prevent your pipes from freezing and bursting. Yes. Bursting. They don’t need to be running, just dripping a little. Normally I’d sugest just to do the pipes in outside facing wall but if you’re that far south it might be a good idea to let them all your faucets drip a little.
  • If you have power, you might be tempted to use a space heater but those suck up A LOT of power and might not be the best idea.
  • Keep doors and curtains closed, it helps keep the heat in.
  • Use your hand to check for drafts! Doors and Windows are the more obvious draft spots but pretty much any seam in your house can be a spot for the cold air to rush in. When you find a spot, especially the bottoms of door frames you can bunch up a towel on the drafty seam to help keep the heat in.
  • Seal up drafty windows!! If the stores are out of the kits made to swap windows you can replicate the same idea with garbage bags and quality painters tape!
  • If you are out of power/heat- Find the room that holds the most warmth in your house and have everyone sleep there. Keep the door closed, place a towel or blanket on the door crack and have a slumber party. The more bodies, the more heat.
  • Layer up your blankets!! Pile on those pillows!! Just as long as you DON’T SWEAT. Stay warm, not hot.

Clothes:

  • Just because you dont have winter clothes doesn’t mean you are going to freeze, use what you have and layer up. (I’ve slept in my car on mountains without wearing “winter clothes”.
  • ¡¡¡MUST READ BEFORE LAYERING!!! Layers are both your friend & the enemy. Keeping warm is gonna be a lot of people’s #1 goal right now- but do NOT make yourself so warm that you sweat!! Being cold is okay- being cold and wet greatly increases your hypothermia risks. So yes layer up, but don’t go overboard.
  • AVOID FABRICS THAT MAKE YOU SWEAT - MOISTURE WICKING FABRIC IS YOUR FRIEND especially for the fabrics closest to your body
  • Layering tips for someone who’s never had to bundle up before and has limited resources:
  • BOTTOMS: underwear, leggings(moisture wicking), socks ×2. Then add a pair of pants or two from there as needed.
  • TOPS: Tank/Tshrit(moisture wicking), long sleeve, sweatshirt
  • ESPECIALL IF YOU DO NOT HAVE HEAT SLEEP WITH A BEANIE, GLOVES, AND SOCKS ON. Head, feet and hands are where the heat from your body most escapes & most affected by frostbite.
  • If you don’t have gloves of any kind, just use socks. I know that might be kinda gross but work with whatever you’ve got
  • I can not repeat this enough: TAKE 👏 OFF 👏A 👏LAYER 👏WHEN 👏YOU👏 START 👏TO👏 SWEAT👏. I promise! You do not need to be afraid to take off layers when you get too warm!! Sweat is your enemy! Sweat is your enemy! Sweat is your enemy!

Pets:

  • DO 👏 NOT 👏 LEAVE 👏 YOUR 👏 PETS 👏 OUTSIDE 👏 UNATTENDED 👏 EVER If you are freaked out by this crazy cold weather, your pet will be too. Unless that pet is a full blooded Husky or other breed ment specifically for cold weather- they should not be out for more than a minute or two. Stand close by the door and as soon as they’re done with their business bring them inside. They can and will get freeze their paws.
  • If you have a husky or other cold breed dog, by all means let them play outside! (I know a husky in KC that they have to force her to come inside sometimes because she just loves the cold and the snow so much!) But still be weary, just because they can withstand the cold, doesnt mean they should. Dogs that have never experienced the cold might not enjoy it, even if they are bred for it. Let them try, see how they react, and if they arent keen, bring them back in right away.
  • Even if your dog loves the cold don’t let them stay out too long. Dogs don’t often know their limits, so do your job as a pet owner and set limits for them. (My dog loves to eat snow- instead of letting him stay outside and freeze his paws off, I scoop snow into a bowl and bring it in the house. Best of both worlds.)
  • This should go without saying but I’m gonna say it anyway… DON’T MAKE YOUR PETS SLEEP OUTSIDE!!

white europeans think they're making clever social commentary about the US when they're really just mocking marginalized americans who are suffering under an oppressive system and erasing the very real experiences of americans who have directly suffered under US imperialism and colonialism and are very aware of how awful it is