"humans were meant to-" "we were put on this earth to-" no we were not, the telos is a trap, find a less obnoxious way to phrase whatever point you want to make i am begging you

#humans were put on this earth to make dubious statements and employ the naturalistic fallacy

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

Cannot believe that this objectively hilarious picture resulted in an expression of some of the darkest emotions humanity has to offer from men the world over

Obsessed with this Greek place that obviously photoshopped a gyro over a a shampoo ad and put in front of the restaurant

joke where rick from the walking dead is running for president against george bush and he keeps calling him “George WALKER Bush, by the way” in debates to try to get in those last couple votes

I love solitude and not having to perform

#bards college dropout

mr president there appears to be some dark souls 3 type shit happening in the northeast

this place really is the new PDF

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

smash announcer: Joe Biden!

shitty wiimote speaker: SODA!!!

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"