Christian Borle in Shutterflies - Behind The Scenes

if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes

rip to all of you but im gonna get it

Christian Borle as Orin Scrivello...........

i wish i had a boot of bombshell

but it’s not even a goddamn real musical

they did a stage performance of a bunch of songs from smash, if that helps.

The Book of Mormon

Four Jews in a room bitching! Four Jews in a room plot the way they cook linguine. Isn’t it great? We’re all so swell. Such a dear clientele. I swear we’re gonna have syphilis, he said. Good. I have—Yes? Syphilis it’s true but who is counting? We’re too busy mounting when he’s naked. Yes? Does he thrill you? Yes! Is he viscous? Yes! Would he kill you? ...yes, I think he’s sorta kinda a homo my mother’s not thrilled at all. Father homo. What about this family! Experts can see this is so! Photographs can’t capture rich Marvin, which, Marvin do you prefer I lust for Marvin grabbing Whizzer’s ass! Oh sure, I’m sure, he’s sure he looks just a wee bit small. This girl agrees. Adieu. I’ll wait outside and hold the psychiatrist returning, returning, five sessions back in biblical times. Biblical times? Biblical times? Biblical times. Oh, those biblical times! But nothing’s impossible! Look who’s got power. King of the losers! At frightened men who rule the world. Stupid, charming men, silly childish jerks. That said, march. March. March of the falsettos. March of the falsettos. Who is man enough to forgive my former shpieling. It does not concern the game. God you’re pretty. More’s the pity since you need a man—What? Who’s brainy—or witty—move. What should I do now? Fight the unknown. Baking the bread, sharpening knives, forging ahead. Loving our— Liking our— Hating our— tea. I been playing canasta, disastrously. All my recreation seems to suit me okay. These are the new-sent wedding invitations, they are pseudo-romantic and sick! You say you’ll hate the world! He hates everything! I love my dad. He loves his father. I love my choice. You can sing a different song. Watch as you sing, how your homosexuals. Women with children. Short insomniacs. And a teeny tiny band. Come, back in. Fitfully we coexist. I’m still loose, she’s still with the psychiatrist. So I don’t have a hug. Where’s my hug? Where’s my hug? This is the year for Dot Nardoni, Tiffany Axelrod, Zoe Feinstein, Angelina Dellibovi, Bunny Doyne, or what is he doing here? What are you doing here? Jason asked me to save lives and I save chicken fat. I can’t fucking deal with that. Do you know how great my perspire, where’s the heat? Where’s the fire? Used to be your mother. Not with guns, but kill your mother. Rather than humiliate her, killing your mother is happiness? I can’t eat breakfast, I barely arrive sick and frightened. They leave weeks later, bitter. No big deal, the game is yours. It’s unreal, you’re a man who Marvin loves. But that’s my heart attack! Jesus. But today you seem to be grim, life’s not all about him, and things rarely go right. It’s just— Don’t fight. That I haven’t died yet. Just stop it. I’m sick, but a miracle now? I don’t know if you exist, I can’t hear your kills. Something infectious. Something that spreads from his face. He holds me in his arms and whispers make him smile more. Don’t know why, but he looks like my friend? There are no answers, but what would I do...no simple stand. Welcome to Falsettoland...

Guys.... @mintboiii made this beautiful masterpiece and...OH MY GOD. It’s so amazing. Please listen to it, it’s incredible!

Dr Charlotte: you have 6 minutes and 12 seconds to live.

Me: [Falsettos: Chaotic Edition]

holy fuck

when you wanna listen to the whole soundtrack but have a short attention span

okay, i'm starting it up again bc i thought of something.

i'm breaking down - "i need a man who can love me"

that line is obviously talking about in the bedroom. she even thrusts her hips with it. so marvin may have had a small dick, and trina just confirms that he wasn't good in bed, hence why whizzer also slept around.

i'm sorry.

why

I SAID I WAS SORRY BUT I DIDNT THINK OF IT LAST NIGHT

why would you say this

LISTEN

i was listening to the song and it just clicked okay???

Okay but size ≠ quality

Did nobody pick up on the fact tho it could just be that he never slept with her because he’s gay and made excuses LSNSKKSLS. Like she craves to be touched as it’s been so long (like in the proshot she grabs her chest and says “god that feels so good) HOW DID YALL GET DICK SIZE?

We know it was for that, it's just... Last night weird ideas came up and well... It fits

i’m scared of y’all’s conversations.

okay, i'm starting it up again bc i thought of something.

i'm breaking down - "i need a man who can love me"

that line is obviously talking about in the bedroom. she even thrusts her hips with it. so marvin may have had a small dick, and trina just confirms that he wasn't good in bed, hence why whizzer also slept around.

i'm sorry.

why

I SAID I WAS SORRY BUT I DIDNT THINK OF IT LAST NIGHT

why would you say this

LISTEN

i was listening to the song and it just clicked okay???

Okay but size ≠ quality

Did nobody pick up on the fact tho it could just be that he never slept with her because he’s gay and made excuses LSNSKKSLS. Like she craves to be touched as it’s been so long (like in the proshot she grabs her chest and says “god that feels so good) HOW DID YALL GET DICK SIZE?

Not to be an absolute sap but I was watching this one video of Brandon Uranowitz singing and he mentions how Christian Borle won a Tony over him, as a joke ofc. (VIDEO SHOWN BELOW) Christian starts shouting “DONT! DONT! DONT!” in the background. I’ve seen him do this kind of thing on several occasions. I honestly love to death how humble Christian is, he never lets other people put themselves down no matter what. He gets so awkward etc when people mention he’s got those two Tony’s and his success overall. He wants other people to succeed and flourish without them comparing themselves to him and it’s honestly beautiful.

It's like the Side By Side video, he was so loud all the time and when they started to talk about his generosity he immediately got very quiet, and when they mention all the money he gave to people he said "So what?" Like it's nothing

Or that interview where he apologizes to refer to himself as an artist cause he doesn't want to sound pretentious.

This man is a treasure to humanity, he is too kind and gentle for this world.

Exactly! AND how he bought Ugg boots for the whole cast so they’d be comfortable backstage. He’s the definition of selfless. Kind acts without having to announce it to the world for some sort of credit. If Brandon never told us that, we would’ve never known. I’m glad he did though, it shows how he’s always giving back to people around him and using everything he has for good.

we’re the reason christian refuses to have any social media let’s be real