Babes you are SO unhinged tell me more about how Boris created vampires as a conspiracy
it was the summer of '87. boris, a young and ambitious journalist fell hopelessly in love with the older businessman. it was a very passionate affair and even if it didn't mean much to dennis, it was boris's first, and perhaps only, time of true love. but, because dennis was a filthy rightwinger and capitalist, the few months of blisshad to come to an end. dennis left boris not knowing the younger man was with child. the child unfortunately did not survive but the memory and shame of him did. boris tried to forget about baby boretta and flourish in his career. and flourish he did. he showed that excuse of a sugar daddy that he didnt need him. but rumours appeared. one of boris's ex boyfriends found out about dennis and boris. so, in a desperate attempt to protect his and maybe even dennis's honour, he frantically said that it was a vamped pire. the then-boyfriend was slightly deaf so he heard it as vampire. and so, the myth began. boris gained fame from this and soon had many movies about him (the character lestat de lioncourt was apparently based off of boris). then denis popped the clogs and boris nearly died of a broken heart the end
