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Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

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(No, I cannot get you out)

Jack: I’ve told the board I’m recommending a psych eval.

Will: Are we starting now?

Alana: Oh, the session wouldn’t be with me…

Hannibal:

it isn’t uncommon, you know? it’s easy to get lost. in the vastness of space, there’s only yourself, your ship, your crew. (insp)

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

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Wands in the air, Slytherin house. Our Housemaster deserves that much.

RIP Alan Rickman

Tony Stark

Bonus:

(part 1.)

#SLOW #MOTION #ROTISSERIE #CHICKEN #PARKOUR

Hannibal looking lovingly at Will for anon (AND Will looking lovingly at Hannibal because I said so)

Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please

You remind me of the babe

What babe?

For Jess.

Inspired by [x] and [x].

i’m here i’m queer and i love captain america

Favorite Celebrity Meme:

[¼] outfits