someone draw me a teletubby fighting a boobah
If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and you’re already like yes this pleases me it is mine
not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter
October is the month of being horny for vampires on main
bold of you to assume i’m not horny for vampires on main year round
ricewhinee
*slaps my neck* come get yall juice
this actually made me snort
Hey everyone how’s ur day im in traffic bc a fucking plane crashed on the freeway
Average day on a california freeway
jooferslannister
is. that a Luftwaffe plane??
punkfather
It sure is!
Nothing, I repeat nOTHING could ever replicate both the absolute chaos and unity created by Kahoot. But the question is, which kid are you?: The kid panicking over wifi signal? The kid going “bUT I CLICKED THE OTHER ONE”? The kid sighing in defeat? The kid screaming in pain? The kid shouting in joy? The kid who’s like “was I toooo fast? no. kashoot yourself bitch”? The kid who’s lost their soul to Kahoot? Every single one. You are and have been every single last one of these and if you say that you aren’t, you’re a fucking liar.
s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot
Ummm
This is Magenta erasure and I’m not here for it
vampireapologist-archive-deacti
I went through…an Ordeal today
Someone: you want to bang the villain?
Me:
why are cool socks not a bigger part of society. why doesn't everyone have cool socks with designs on them. why do we confine ourselves to white socked hell
GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU INSOMNIAC HOLY SHIT 1080P FULL HD MAYMAYS
dustmitt
