me leaving school

“just ask them out!”

God

bro…….

white people bios be like:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card

what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream

this is how false information on tumblr works

follow the person i reblogged this from

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope 

nahumanity:

the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.

seeing a hot guy walk by like

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

my mother didn’t raise me to not thank the bus driver

dog riding horse

this is the kind of web content I am VERY interested in seeing

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

$80 Billion

That’s the expected cost to taxpayers over 10 years from Obama’s proposed free tuition plan, the White House admitted Friday.

That’s about the cost of 8 months of war in Iraq. Seems like a much better investment of my tax dollars to me.

I bolded

It’s amazing how 80 billion isn’t worth mentioning when it’s about killing people, but is suddenly a huge, horrifying barrier when it’s about improving lives.