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being full feels bad but binging and purging feels way worse.

I have to remember that

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tvandfilm

What a glorious feeling, I’m happy again! Singin’ in the Rain (1952) dir. Gene Kelly & Stanley Donen

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king

I’m standing here like an idiot I asked when we’re leavin and Matt said something like “coconuts” and I’m like “coconuts?” And he just nods and I’m all like “what does that mean…” and he just stared and went upstairs like worf does this mean

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He said “couple of minutes”

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I take it back. I’m wrong and mister grapes is correct

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penguinataquarium

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes

Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting

if you touch my birthday cake ill make you eat your hands

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wtfzodiacsigns

THE SIGNS AS ICONIC QUOTES

Aries: I’m smarter than I look… *grabs boobs* DO YOU CALL THIS IMMATURE?!

Taurus: I don’t want to be here. I want to be in a spa being fed a nice taco… Preferably chicken.

Gemini: She better not steal my thunder or I will literally punch her in the face.

Cancer: I respect you for shoveling the poopy. I do. I really, really do. It takes a lot of courage and a really blind sense of smell to shovel that poopy. But I had a really serious hand situation, and I just couldn’t shovel that poop.

Keep reading

Source: wtfzodiacsigns.com
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Aries: Beauty is subjective and so is pain.
Taurus: Do not decorate your living space. just get a single small potted plant and care for it to the best of your abilities.
Gemini: You are loved, but that doesn't mean what you think it does.
Cancer: You should call your aunt. It's too bad no one ever told you about her.
Leo: When you fall asleep you go home. When you wake up we pull you back here. We need you.
Virgo: There's something about your birth certificate no one's noticed yet. Look. Really look, and try to keep calm.
Libra: You're nails are kinda weird, right? Like, it's not obvious, but they're not like other people's.
Scorpio: Kissing's overrated, except that it's not.
Sagittarius: Cats are not actually mean, they just have human ideas about autonomy and freedom.
Capricorn: There is a small fish hidden somewhere near you. So long as you don't move it won't see you.
Aquarius: Put a macaron and an oreo in a box and let them fight.
Pisces: Capricorn is having a worse day then you, by far.