What if we just started digging a huge hole
What if we just killed anyone who came near our hole
Let's digging and defending hole together...!
Dinner time fellas
That bitch didnt stand a chance
HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a Spunky Swallower. Which are you?
the relationship between a girl and her favorite mug is something that can be so personal
Why did Boomhauer just reference Marcel Duchamp’s “Fountain” in an episode of King of the Hill?
Why is this man familiar with Dadaist art?
Being evil and manipulative by posting selfies online to trick my girlfriend into hopefully calling me pretty >:)
Seeing a cop in public: uneasy, on edge, prepared for the worst, hyper vigilant
Smelling weed in public: relaxed, joyful, safe and secure, among friends, at ease and smile
ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS
- i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.
- there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.
- there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.
- doing nothing is good for my soul.
- i am not defined by what i produce.
- my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.
- i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.
- i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.
Drank alcohol today and now I’m taking my medication that I’m not supposed to take alcohol with, I will post whether or not I die later
friend that doesnt drive: anyways really look the thing about origami is that its not about getting the fold right on the first try its meant to be an exercise in precision sure but also in patience the instructions are repeatable tasks that you do over and over again to polish the skill before applying it to something else. a thousand swans arent folded in a day and really its meant to bring you to reflect upon what it means to even be folding in the first pl-
friend that drives: HOLY SHIT 3.20 A GALLON? I SHOULDVE FILLED UP THERE anyway i understand the process is meant to soothe the itch of perfection that gnaws at the soul through exposure to imperfection but OH FUCK [drives over median straight into Walmart parking lot while nearby F150 lays on the horn because you stopped him from running a red light]
new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one
I’m so tired and everything is moving a little too fast. I’m disoriented and lacking solid ground to move on. In and out of bizarre partway lucid dreams, confused and upset all the time. I’m floating through empty space feeling emotions that I can’t comprehend. I feel so detached