this one’s a keeper

I have queued this since June 19th

Me as a husband

It’s just like that one episode of Gumball in which they didn’t know what Nicole wanted them to celebrate

Five Nights At Freddy’s

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Dry and flaky????

You must have me confused for your mother sweetie.

You need to stop worrying about peoples moms and get ya metaphor game up. Of you care about ya pussy you shouldn’t compare it to something you get just for walking in the door. :)

some underappreciated spongebob moments

Read this to the tune of the DK Rap

【歌って演奏してみた】メタル紅蓮の弓矢【キー+5】鋼兵なべしゅん

JUST WHEN THE THEME WASN’T AWESOME ENOUGH

*foaming at mouth and headbanging intensify*

This means so much to me

people of colour should not have to bare out their pain to you for you to empathise with them and see them as human

ESPECIALLY BLACK WOMEN

reblog this version please

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

Fk off

fuck all of yall

“IGOR” - TYLER THE CREATOR (2019)

Toonami:

Black Lives Matter.

Fucking TOONAMI. I’m about to cry. My childhood just spoke some deep as truth.

I’m not 😭

Fuck yeah. My childhood speaking truths 😭

My Instagram

attached are also numbers for worldwide suicide hotlines. please reach out for help if you’re feeling hopeless.

why am i 9 again?

Unmute !

Bruh

Wife her

“Every bite’s going to taste like Victoria’s Secret” fucking KILLED me.

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

I may have gone overboard with this