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Cass

@choss1

☆23 ☆Bi☆Non Binary☆

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

Dunking on bi women in relationships with men, bi men in relationships with women, and straight trans people gains you no queer points, by the way. You're an asshole and I'm cursing your favorite snack to be out of stock at your local grocery store for months.

like sometimes you just have to toast yesterday’s bread put some sicilian tomatoes and a fuckton of mozzarella and oregano on it and call it a day

sorry. sorry it's pissing me the fuck off that people are assuming i didn't put olive oil on this. you think im putting unseasoned tomatoes on my bruschetta. do you genuinely think i didn't pour oil on that toasted bread the moment it came off the pan. of course i added fucking olive oil and salt and stuff like who the fuck do you think i am do you think i was raised by fucking wolves. i didn't mention it because it's obvious. automatic. implicit. did i add olive oil. did i. i'll tell you more actually not only did i add olive oil but my olive oil is extra super virgin in a way your oil will never be because it comes directly from my olives. you cunts

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elysean
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memecucker

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

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rosalui

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG