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shapeless

@choochoobear / choochoobear.tumblr.com

the mindless ramblings of that guy who does that comic at somethingpositive.net
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So apparently you all like it when I draw named people.

Should I take this as a hint?

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"Randy, what's your favorite wrestling move?" "The Gilbert Fender-Plex."

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Community Label: Mature: Sexual Themes

When Tumblr first switched to it's, "NO NUDES" TOS years ago, literally every drawing I'd posted on my tumblr was marked for review. I had to go through every damn drawn and contest it, because it was all stuff like, "Here's a drawing of Flip the Frog." No smut in sight.

So, to celebrate the new ToS, here's a nude drawing.

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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Soooooo I guess I can start drawing and posting explicit images now.

I probably won’t - but it’s nice it’s an option.

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So that’s basically how it went down

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

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Going through DMs of indeterminate age and was informed one of my old reblogs ended up belonging to a VERY toxic C.Gater account. Removed. Sorry for giving them any attention.

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I haven’t been on tumblr in like a year? Two years?

Log in... first thing I’m greeted with is, “The one webcomic reviewer is talking shit about you.”

... okay, vanishing again.

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tredlocity

me trying to tie who framed roger rabbit, space jam and looney tunes: back in action within the same continuity

“Lola Bunny is Roger and Jessica Rabbit’s daughter.”

Okay, I think I got it:

Yes, this means we are currently living in the dark timeline where Judge Doom destroyed Toontown. (Inspired by @lepowned‘s reply)

... I’m curious how the original novel, “Who Censored Roger Rabbit,” plays into this because it is a very different story and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY darker.

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This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: ...’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just... kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

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Titan Comics- The Thirteenth Doctor #0

… remembering Davison’s response to the Whittaker casting, I find this frame particularly satisfying.

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

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prokopetz

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

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logan-exe

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

Tis the season