If you want to psychoanalyze me just follow me on spotify

yknow when I said "I hope Mob Psycho 100 gets more recognition" I didn't expect "Eric Trump gets mad that Shigeo appears when you google image search 'mob' instead of actual IRL angry mobs" to be the direct result of the monkey's paw curling inwards

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plumslices

Can we have a day without like.....information

I haven’t seen a single 420 joke at all this month we’re really not ok huh

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thrussy

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

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dunmertitty

these are literally the only villain redemption arcs that are good, so if you’re a writer, take notes:

zuko
megamind
dr doofenshmirtz

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When boys be boys

Just dudes bein bros

thecommrade

Dumbass gravitational pull

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nyctosaurid

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

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thehappyfangirl

He drew his bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss!

And a band of demons joined him and it sounded something like this…

robinade

/SHRIEKING

I’m not sure if that’s a reaction or a continuation of the song

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corporationkills

‪bitch you got low iron?? get back in the mines then !!!! 😂😂😂‬

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electricalkittens

this is it, this is literally what and how buzzfeed unsolved: true crime is

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being a DM in dnd like

@helpicantthinkofaurl

I apologize for lashing out. One of my players threw themselves in acid after they were fully aware it was in fact acid. I did not and still do not know how to deal with that.

ampersandworm

In my D&D (and other Tabletop) games, Players have:

Deliberately thrown themselves down an elevator shaft of unknown depth.
Gotten caught by their own tripwires.
Taunted a 300+ mob of angry goblins at level one.
Sold dodgy “magic potions” composed of ink and earwax to the local mob boss.
Deliberately killed their guide in the middle of the Trackless Swamp “so they wouldn’t have to pay him when they got out.”
Set fire to an Inn they’d already locked themselves inside of.
Similarly, broke into a burning castle besieged by undead cavalry to rescue their horse.
Attempted to tame a giant Hellhound because it was “a good doggo”
Simply walked into Mordor.
Left a duffel bag of high-grade military weaponry inside their hotel room in a town infested by Deep Ones.
Played “hot potato” with a cursed artifact.
Attempted to in-character rules-lawyer their Patron Deity.
Given all their treasure to The Bandit King ‘for safe keeping’ while on a quest to kill him.

Players: Cute, but not too bright.

firebirdeternal

One of the first times I ever ran a game for friends, I made a puzzle where the players were in a circular room with a huge mural on the walls, showing a bunch of different scenes of Knights and Soldiers and Dragons and stuff. On the north side of the room there was a small Sun emblem (Spot DC 13) and in the center of the room was a Sun Dial with a poem on it. I don’t for the life of me remember the entire thing but one center line was “3 days must pass by the sun”

Me: “This is an easy puzzle, spin the sundial 3 times and a secret door opens. This is a dead-end room and the players KNOW for a FACT that there’s an exit to find here.”

4 people spent twenty minutes completely stumped before the fifth player arrived late to the game and 2 seconds later was like “Oh my character spins the sundial” and I LEAPED TO MY FEET AND SHOUTED FOR JOY.

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the-writer-is-always-write

How to Fix the Hogwarts House System:

Sort students into classes randomly instead of dividing them by Houses. Each class would have a mixture of students from all four Houses.
Do away with the designated House tables in the Great Hall (except for special occasions like the Sorting Ceremony or the announcement of the House Cup winner). Students can sit wherever they want, with whoever they want.
In addition to the Common Rooms for each House, have a larger Common Room where all students can gather together to hang out, study, play games, etc.
Host competitions, sporting events, and other activities that promote House unity and require them to work together instead of constantly pitting them against one another.
Teach students that possessing more of a certain trait or valuing one House over another is okay, but ALL the Houses have worth and value, and focusing solely on one trait is unhealthy and promotes destructive rivalries and bias between Houses.