sup I'm g

Has Dooting changed me?

Powerline (a goofy movie )

Tevin Campbell - eye to eye

Mickey showed up though.

^^^the most important update on this post in the history of ever.

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

let brug cook

ok I'm standing up

me when i'm the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

PHARAOH’S CURSE 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed

white ppl namin they children brumbpo but wanna talk about “ghetto black girl names” lmao

why ol boy name a goddamn beat lmaoooooooo 

#this nigga name pronounce like the beginning of get low I’m out

I know she down to get double teamed, so just tell me when and where

You think I wanna fuck with you my brother?

Not asking for a hooker sw per se, but how much would you charge to do my hair and tell me I’m a good person?

The second step should be “steal it from black people”

Y’all be like “haha is this even English” everytime a black person talks and the next week be like “fam it’s lit I got mad rizz she caked up I ain’t gon hold you my guy it’s hella fleek wylin” when ur around ur friends.

@badatwritingstuff

MY BLACK ASIAN ASS HAS BEEN TRYIN TO TELL YALL ABOUT THE BEAUTY OF SPAM EGGS AND RICE FOR DECADES ITS SO CHEAP IT COST LIKE $5 AND U CAN EAT IT FOR WEEKS. THATS LIKE 25 CENTS A MEAL 🍳 🍙

I could never be a loser. On god I’m bout to get right an have everything I ever wanted.

i’m gonna make you a soup

i realize i may have worded this wrong

All my time spent on Russian duolingo and the first time I can translate something it WOULD be a conversation about titties. Which is even funnier . Yes comrade… душа.. это душа 😌🫡

My saltine cracker acting demure as fuck

Looney tunes cracker underneath a box with string trap

hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

Tumblr Thanos snapped this blog back in 2021 and i had been emailing them ever since, trying to get it back but they kept ignoring my requests. I've been here since 2010, met alot of cool folks and had plenty of good times and when they snatched it down, that hurt. I put in too much work and I wasn't gonna go quietly into the night. Never thought in a million years I would get it back but we back now.

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed