Soundwaves power is so autism fo me. Oh you feel overwhelmed by people around you? You can hear so much all the time it becomes unbearable? You need a cat to teach you coping mechanisms? You’re mostly non-verbal? You don’t like talking in full sentences and prefer to speak directly and clearly and to the point? Are you perhaps autistic
We all like us some good Coruscant Guard whump where they’re abused by the Senate and the ppl and their brothers fighting on the front, but can I get epic blackmailer Fox? The guards are treated like furniture by a lot of the senate; imagine all the secrets and scandals they might here!
Really, let Fox blackmail the Senate into giving him and his brothers (even the jackass ones) rights as sentients. And then let him nap
Chancellor Palpatine: “And finally we have a petition for… Clone Rights… From Marshall Commander Fox…”
Fox, unnoticed until now, from a guest Senate Pod: “Thank you Chancellor. I think it’s about time we got around to it.”
Chancellor Palpatine, on the verge of either a tantrum or laughing himself sick: “What is this? We don’t have time for this foolish-”
*The sound of thousands of Datapad/Comlink notifications going off*
A heavy thick silence settles as thousands of Senators blanch at the information they’ve just received. Including the Chancellor.
Chancellor Palpatine, hastily stuffing his Datapad into his robe: “Motion passed! Congratulations on those Rights trooper! Everyone dismissed!”
Fox, grinning smugly under his helmet: “Why thank you… My Lord.”
*Ten minutes later the Jedi bust into the Chancellors office to arrest him for war crimes and using his sithly wiles to groom a Jedi padawan*
*Meanwhile in the Guard barracks*
Thorn, reading off news headlines to a dozing Fox: “You’re being called the Clone that saved Democracy.”
Fox, facedown on his bunk, half asleep: “Neat.”
Thire, frantically trying to keep up with order notifications flooding their inbox: “You’re also being banned from ever setting foot in the Rotunda again! The Senators are pretty unanimous on this!”
Stone, trying to help Thire: “What did you do?!”
Fox, finally drifting off to sleep: “A good job.”
Anonymous asked:
AU where Cody gets involved in Fives's investigation and he just be like. Chancellor's a Sith Lord and marches over to the senate building and MURDERS him. He walks in says, I have a message for you. then shoots him in the face. that is what happens. Order 66? Revenge of the SIth? whats that
Fox, who is stationed at Palpatine's office to protect the chancellor, sitting in a chair with a cup of caf and looking down at Palpatine's corpse after Cody just entered the office and shot him down while also having no idea what the single fuck is going on:
Fox:
Fox, sipping his caf: unfortunate
Also
Fox: “thank you for waiting until after pay day Cody.”
this is probably the best take I’ve heard so far on the debate of people being told that they aren’t having enough ‘compassion’ for billionaires making bad decisions and paying the obvious consequences for it
Legolas: how many kids do you guys have?
Aragorn: emotionally, biologically, or legally
Boromir: there’s a difference
We’ve heard of Sith Obi-Wan, we’ve heard of Dooku bringing Obi to the dark side, we’ve heard of so many combos for them. But what I want??? Obi-Wan wanders into newly made Sith Dooku’s life who instantly goes grandpa on him and tries to parent both him and Anakin in place of Qui-Gon. Obi-Wan is basically impossible to corrupt but he’s just chill lazing around the Count’s palace and stealing feral tookas to loose upon it, being a big brother to Anakin while Dooku is all ‘oh shit he’s annoying and bratty… I will tame him’ and legit forgets to corrupt the baby, only for him to appear 10 years down the line back to the temple like ‘hey, I borrowed these like 10 years ago, made some changes’ and returns them like overdue library books only to be snatched by Nu and the temple exorcist before he can escape again. Obi-Wan came with like 50 tookas and an improved robe drop (it’s 10x sluttier now) and Anakin is bratty but has a super firm master so he’s also like. Willing to do what he’s told. Only for war to break out and Dooku is all ‘oh shit now I gotta help them find that old ass Sith I ghosted ten year ago’ and now his grandbaby is flirting with clones of the various bounty hunters they used for templates and Anakin is flirting with a pretty senator who used firm parent voice on him and now he’s her sweet little shadow following her about like one of Obi-Wan’s affection sponge kittens and Dooku is having to parent these Mandos and his grandkids and he’s just tired he’s gonna go Sith hunting he’s bored. Master Nu demands to go with him and they kill a Sith and Obi-Wan gets bored and kills Grevious and Anakin is wooed and given a proper wedding that Dooku walks him down the aisle for. Thank you. Cody moves in with Obi-Wan and is studying to be a vet. They have too many cats.
Obi-Wan and Anakin are clingy af so one night they have a nightmare (yes I’m using they here they were sleeping together and the close contact gave them both the same nightmare) and crawl into bed with Dooku so now he’s got 26 and 10 year olds in bed with them and is scrambling to figure out NOT to get this result again this is horrible there is a little elbow in his spleen and he don’t like that, suddenly he asks the next day what Anakin did before during bad dreams and Ani mentions sleeping with his mom after dreams and Dooku asks where his mom is and is told she’s a slave (listen. Obi-Wan knew that. And has been gathering the courage to ask for money flip-flopping between ‘I don’t deserve money’ to ‘but it’s for Ani’ for months he’s so messed up okay) and Dooku buys Shmi the next freaking week and has her sent to Sereno and she thinks she has a new master and is getting ready to figure the palace out and if she could possibly get a message to the Jedi, only to be instantly presented with her son and his big brother and told they can remove her chip as soon as the doctor gets there and she’s so confused at first cause she didn’t know some Jedi have masters that live on the outer edge and it’s honestly over two years before she realizes Master Dooku left the order and is struggling with the dark side and by the point he calls her daughter and she helps with bringing him back from the dark and Obi and Ani are the most perfect babies/grandbabies they could ever ask for and it’s all great.
Shmi is absorbed into the Jedi order when they get back to the temple but she requests after the war ends that she be allowed to go back to Sereno with Dooku and the boys and ends up repopulating most of the planet (their last rulers didn’t give a fuck and they are SUFFERING for it but Mandos and Clones alike are Very Efficient and want the best for them and will help rebuild their society fast lmao) and yeah. That. Shmi is given full rights as the next Countess of the planet and helps make it so much better than before. Ani is so happy for his momma he cries whenever he thinks about it.
God watching masterchef from a few years ago is just
The judges:
The chefs:
The judges: it was good! :)
Ratchet, in a room with Miko, Bulkhead, and Wheeljack: It’s calm in here.
Ratchet: It scares me...
Ultra Magnus, after something goes wrong: You three, explain right now!
Chromedome: It was Brainstorm.
Perceptor: It was Brainstorm.
Nautica: It was Brainstorm.
Brainstorm: ...
Brainstorm: ...Frag.
@demonwrestler I’ve been thinking so much about this and I was finally able to draw something stupid for it. Of course, I had to put my silly thoughts in Vanus’ mouth
i have a headcanon that the dalish have a fun holiday called fen'vallan - wolf's dusk. the idea of this holiday is "we haven't been fucked over by the dread wolf yet! yay! also beware of him"
i like to imagine the inner circle visiting clan lavellan regarding some Important Mission and they get invited to fen'vallan
solas is nervous. really nervous. lavellan assumes he's anxious about making a good first impression on her family (with him being her lover and all)
he has to sit there while the keeper talks shit about him and warns everyone about an individual that vaguely resembles him. and he can't be that mad about it all, especially when they say stuff like "the dread wolf is deceitful and sneaky" while he's right there. being deceitful and sneaky
classic solas behavior. exquisite
Misery x CPR x Reese’s Puffs, featuring Maul, Feral and Savage Opress because I have no sense of self control
Bad Batch Headcanons: Black Out Drunk.
Hunter
- My dude just wants to feel the wind in his hair.
- Hunter black outs and decides to go on grand adventures
- Just happens to forget to tell the others and just disappears.
- Next thing you know Tech picks up a report over coms of a man matching his Sargent's description sprinting barefoot and shirtless down the street towards the nearest park.
- Dude just wants to lay in the grass.
- He will attempt to hibernate his hang over away, avoid his bunk at all costs cause he is a GRUMP.
- Does not believe he did that till Tech brings up security cam footage.
Crosshair
- Smilar to Hunter in that he dips without telling anyone.
- Only Crosshair makes horrible desisions
- Tattoos? Oh yeah. He has the name Jessica tattooed on his damn hip and to this day no one knows who that was.
- Got his nipples pierced not once, but twice. He has never lived that down.
- Came back one time with his hair dyed BRIGHT yellow. Wrecker called him Dandelion for a week.
- The next day he is more angry that his assigned babysitter didn't do their job and now he has a God damn tooka tattooed on his chest.
Tech
- Galaxies drunkest driver
- Hide the fucking car/ship/speeder keys cause this man's confidence in himself is ridiculous
- Has the "ready to kill God or die trying" mentality
- Tries to flirt, goes about as good as you would expect
- Easy to keep an eye on thankfully.
- Wrecker normally has to hold him while he wails about how if anyone else drives they will die.
- Ngl, super fun to fuck with him when he is in this state.
- The next day? He is one of those assholes who is never hung over. Just wakes up ready to go again like it never happened. Everyone hates him for it.
Echo
- He is the emotional drunk. Hands down
- Like, has one arm around Tech's neck, the other around Hunter's, holding them close loudly telling them how much he loves them.
- Clingy in a fun way.
- Down for what ever the others wanna do.
- Easiest to keep an eye on cause he is not going anywere
- Likes to tell stories, makes himself cry sometimes but that's okay he deserves that.
- Randomly picks someone to cuddle with once back on the ship.
- The next day he sips his black caf trying to pretend it didn't happen. But as always Tech has pictures.
Wrecker
- My boy is all hype. Like "LETS FUCKIN GO!!!" Happiest drunk to ever drunk.
- He ain't one to half ass shenanigans.
- Dancing? He down. Some asshole wanna fight? Meet him in the parking lot.
- Def forgets how big he is.
- Like a bull in a China shop.
- Makes friends with everyone.
- Dog at a party? Wrecker is there.
- Best beer pong partner you could ever have. Drunker he is the better his aim.
- The next day? You would think someone beat him. Groans and complains about how much his head hurts and how he feels like shit.
+ Bonus
Rex
- He don't cut loose often but on man when he do.
- Man will decide he is the next winner of Galaxies Got Talent.
- He's not.
- But he is confident and most the bar cheers him on anyway.
- It's the same song every time. Friends In Low Places.
- The next day he spends sipping caf while trying to find every recording of his performance so he can delete it.
I fully imagine all of these being the case — and I want to see it so bad.
And Rex accidentally gets involved as their collective babysitter (sober walker) when they go drinking. That was a bad idea. Rex felt his patience snap very quickly and got involved in the drunken shenanigans. Tech drunk-recorded it.
That recording is Rex doing karaoke while Wrecker does an interpretive dance on a nearby table top. The combination of these two grown-ass men drunkenly vibing off each other is the cutest thing ever put to film.
Echo can be heard cry-laughing on Tech’s recording, which then turns into adorably drunken pouting because he can’t find Hunter and Crosshair to tell them he loves them so much. And then Tech gets feral and pissy because Rex had already hidden his keys, so he can’t drive around to find their missing brothers.
Turns out hiding his keys won’t stop Tech. Despite every known preparation being made, he still gets his hand on some vehicle he shouldn’t drive. And that’s how Rex, Tech, Wrecker, and Echo drunkenly wind up in a space jalopy acquired through extremely dubious means as they try to find Hunter and Crosshair.
Hunter is the easy one to find. He’s in the nearest park, standing in the middle of a pond with his boots off and having the best time as he enjoys nature and feeds the ducks. (The ducks are actually Canadian geese. Don’t ask how they got there. Canadian geese don’t care about space logic. They’re just feral assholes who will actively disrespect people.)
They only find Crosshair because, by chance, they happened to find him stumbling out of a salon with bags of hair and beauty care product in hand. No one comments on the fact that he’s rocking a new ombré fade haircut until the next morning. It wasn’t his worst drunk decision, so he’s more pissed that they found him than the actual haircut itself. Well, that and he also spent an inordinate amount of money on beauty care products. Drunk Crosshair got pissed about the rest of their personal care processes and wanted to do something about it.
idea from my server that i just had to draw in which prowl gets turned into a sparkling and takes a huuuge liking to the twins. he frequently escapes others' watch and begs the twins to spend time with them instead
he's just a little guy 🤏
so i see we like sparklings
by popular demand, sunstreaker is now holding the baby.
I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813
*electric guitar riff*
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like
Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.
But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?
My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.
A few months later
All hail the High Warden of Gondor.
Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.
I’m going to wear this on my head like a raccoon and show everyone