my original intent with this code was to try to find out if there was any hidden pattern in the way people pick colors, but that doesn't really seem to be the case
however, while looking at @metukika's (left) and @1o1percentmilk's (right) art i realised something: its a pretty good indicator of the way people shade
on one hand, mika's art (left) has very smooth shading so even though you can see and identify the different colors, they also blend together in an almost chaotic way
on the other hand, milk's art (right) has harder shading, which not only results in much more defined colors, but also colors that are connected with straight lines
I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
very quick ref of the character idea i had... he's the wind god in ethel, it creates the winds of the world by flapping its giant wings as he flies across the sky.
it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.
i don’t know what’s better, the fact that they only sell five different things and felt like they needed a site map, the single uk location with the giant union jack, or simply the times new roman header which reads:
“The coolest dice on the planet.” ™
THEY HAVEN’T UPDATED THEIR WEBSITE IN TEN YEARS????
my mistake, literally every single page you click on has a different copyright date. so far I’ve seen 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, and most recently 2012. amazing. well done chessex.
BUT LANA HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER DICE?????
you….you have to email them your order form. oh, gods. you…have to type your credit card information. into an email. so they can charge you seven dollars in shipping or 7% of the total order cost if it’s over $100. fuck. if you have questions about the cost of air shipping, you can fax them anytime. jesus christ. oh gods. fuck. fuck me up. chessex. the coolest dice on the planet. ™
this is another reason why I let my friendly local store make my chessex orders for me
Me: The Chessex website isn’t real and can’t hurt me:
The Chessex website:
The best part is that this is literally by design
amazing
oh my god
me and my wife killing everyone in a restaurant with duall uzis like the matrix because my card got declined
There are so many reasons why I could never be a cop but a big one is I can't in all seriousness push for punishment of a crime that is 1. Ultimately harmless and 2. Very funny or clever. When my younger siblings fucked with me growing up they KNEW if I laughed I couldn't get mad. It's a glitch in the programming but at least it's an enjoyable one
One time I was working site security at a mall and one of the rules was kids 12 and over weren't allowed in the motorized kiddie ride things for weight limit reasons and one day I turned the corner and found like 6 or 7 teenagers crammed ass to elbow inside Gonzo's Magic Bus Ride and I straight up started wheezing.
Had to be all like "this is objectively hilarious but I'm gonna have to ask yall to vacate the muppet magic space bus"
