friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

Honestly? Its about time.

if you’re reading this, it’s too late

I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

This is how I keep up with my make up addiction, easy hundred or so a week. The link in photo actually works, sign up and verify email or else they dont pay you. Works worldwide I think.

lol! is this for real!?

Haha @real asking if it is real.. very real! This is what I got last week:

And here’s further proof of me getting the money on Pay Pal 🙄

Well.. consider me amazed.

Its more like.. fate. 😇

Uh oh.. are we opening a pandoras box now? 😏

May..be? 😂

Shit that happens when I am afk. 🙃

When the OG tumblr famous joke around and you just have an MBA in urls. 

This thread makes me the happiest. :)

Oh wow lol.. got it.. it is real! 🙄 

When popular people reblog your shit and they start verifying you are human on the link. -__-

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

NASA asks Twitter to name the new planets.

Google’s DeepMind AI just taught itself to walk

He walked into my office like an evolutionary algorithm that had just taught itself to walk.

“Get out of here, you goofy bastard,” I told him.

what do you call a spider

a spider

Science is marvelous

what the fuck did I just watch

moodboard

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

Yeah.

Don’t Like That

friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

(via myboener)

I’ve found it. The epitome of terrible ally culture. This is it. Jokes on them, they were using water cannons  to break up a pride parade but lol they made rainbows!! A victory for The Gays, what do you mean state-sanctioned violence and police brutality? It’s symbolic!

With these upgrades they never stood a chance

Seeing videos like this makes me realize that we do truly have to integrate ourselves with technology or else we will be burned a fucking live by our on creations.