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Pretending to be Human

@chococat011-blog

Hello!Jacks and Jill and everyone in betwill and I'm a tumblr blogger whose been questioning existence for over 5 years also I'm 11 so if you follow me and you post innapropriate stuff I WILL block you Well ENJOY THE RIDE *grows wings and flies off*
Anonymous asked:

How was your first time with mystery? If you do know what I'm am talking about..

♥ t-this is pretty personal! I d-don’t want people know… ♥

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“What a shame that I may tell them… Heehee.”

♥ P-PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!! ♥

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“The first time Rexy had was…” *He pauses for several seconds to leave a feeling of suspence.*

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♥ Mysteryyy… ♥

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“Good! It was very good.”

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♥ oh!!! Yeah! ♥

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“So I remember that we started by *************** and then he ************ so I ******* him and he ************* and it went like this for a while. ****** and ******* and ********* ahh! And in the end we ******************. Such nice memories.”

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“You better not look at my precious parts right now. Hoo hoo hee…”

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♥ HE SAY HE SAY HE SAY!!!! NOOOO!!!!

MYSTERY P-PLEASE NOW SHUT UP!!! ♥

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“Hjehejehejejehjeh. Owwwwwwww… Ow ow.”

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♥ c-calm down, okay…? Shhhh… ♥

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“Okay… Okay.”

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“…”

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“I WANT TO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK”

The censoring just gave me a new disease

So,we were taking a ride in the car and she decides to do THIS

find out your 2007 emo forum username

your birth date 1-10: XxX 11-20: xXx 21-23: ^_^ 24-28: *** 29-31: !!!

your birth month jan: em0- feb: w3ntz- mar: hawt- apr: revenge- may: damaged- jun: kitteh- jul: rawr- aug: 1337- sept: scene- oct: l0nely- nov: br0ken- dec: shad0w-

first letter of first name a-d: kitteh e-g: w0lf h-k: mcrmy l-n: urie o-p: way q-s: out-boy t-v: rawr w-x: leto y: chemical-r0mance z: luvver

then apply ur birth date again

XxXDamagedUrieXxX

XxXShadowWolfXxX sounds about right

2018🎉🎊🎆🎆🎆🍾

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYBODY let's try and do better this time and if your still bummed out look at the bright side TRUMP'S OUT OF OFFICE IN 2 MORE YEARS AND WE HAVEN'T GONE TO WAR WITH KOREA YET!!!!😅😅😅😅

Get ahead of the game 😎 - - - Follow @toolboxtalk1 #cool #inventions #impressive #farm #work #machinery #badass #gadget #amazing #easy #tools #farmer #comedy #jobdone #fun

Who said all farmers and countryfolk were old fashion?

Netflix version of Shakespare💀

To watch or not to watch that is the question,to watch a movie out of my age's reach or to watch and not speak.Oh no it appears my thumbs has slippethed I guess let the watching begineth

*throws remote on the couch*

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Guess what it's my birthday!I'm officially 12 y/o been another year and I didn't feel like expressing my negativity on others (often)!

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