life as it happens

DELETE THIS NOW!

Lmfao

I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

when she cums & you don’t stop

GOD

*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!

Yeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:

with the occasional

Noooooo!!!! WHY?!!!

This just keeps getting better

Lmao. Bye!

Reblog to save a life! lol

but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck

and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down

and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!

Stahp

Omg it got better 😂😂😂

I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀

#justice

I’m watching Bratz movie.. This is too much

I’m the guy at the bottom of the stairs

i wonder what it feels like to be in love with someone who is in love with you too

When someone sings the lyrics wrong to your favourite song…

You never realize how bad your tooth brush is until you get a new one and use it for the first time.

dear god, let it be enough

i took a vow to reblog this each and every time i see it

I AM WHEEZING

Where the fuck is my cute gay life with my cute gay wife and our cute gay cat and cute gay squad

I work at a GameStop.

Someone tried to trade in a contoller with rocks glued to the thumbsticks and got angry when we wouldn’t take it.

I’m so tired.

the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

Disney pays attention to detail

If you think diamonds are valuable, try selling a used one.

CHALLENGE: Can you get through these 33 funny tumblr posts without laughing once?