Draco: good job on pretending being my fiancee tonight. Did you see the look on mother and Ron’s face? It was fun wasn’t it?
Hermione: yeah I suppose it was
Draco: do you want to do it forever?
Hermione: do what forever?
Draco: you know, pranking people, ruling the world, be the home I come back to at the end of the day.
Hermione: no
Draco: why not? Are you going out with my rival’s company?
Hermione: what? No
Draco: then are you gay?
Hermione: no, why is it look like as if I was the one with the problem?
Draco: you don’t mind then. Let’s take a picture, I need to tell-
Hermione: how come you are so-
Draco: what? Insensitive? That you just have a post break up pain with Ron and you are afraid I might hurt you again?
Hermione: …..
Draco: (chuckling) its your first time doing it with me. How will you know it would be the same? Just because you survived yesterday doesn’t mean you will know what happen today.
Hermione: I’m gonna regret this tomorrow, aren’t I?
Draco: I’ll make sure you won’t.