Megs

Wish I had better self control but apart from that life is sweet💭

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

Catfish and the Bottlemen, “Hourglass”

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

i can’t believe this came back to me

Oh my Jesus on a boat @housemdonewithyou

this is art

livinginthefuturecmk  (via wnq-writers)

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

i feel so sorry for earth. we destroy everything.

Rumi (via thatkindofwoman)