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Chloie Carr

@chloiecarr

25 ๐ŸŒผ ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ƒ
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But weโ€™re so good at arguing. I know. But Iโ€™m hoping that weโ€™re good at certain other things as well. You want to find out right now?

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tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

being 25 is just realizing over and over again that you play a myriad of important and complex roles in other peopleโ€™s lives and they genuinely respect you and rely on you even though you eternally see yourself as a raccoon in a propeller hat who has been sent to the principalโ€™s office for high crimes and misdemeanorsย 

i saw the image of a raccoon in a propeller hat so vividly i had to draw it

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TIM BRADFORD AND LUCY CHEN IN THE ROOKIE SEASON 5 EPISODE 1 PROMO(S)

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Tom Felton and Emma Watson in Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts ย 

A really funny recent update is that me and my girlfriend have figured out that the โ€˜rotate a cow in your mindโ€™ thing is actually really useful for getting someone to calm down from panic attacks, with one specific addition. You have to keep the bit going for long enough, telling them to continuously rotate the cow faster and faster, minutes on end, long enough that they forget the punchline thatโ€™s inevitably coming. And then, after it all, you drop the line โ€œand thatโ€™s how milkshakes are madeโ€.

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to โ€œthere are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

โ€œforestsโ€ = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings โ€œmesasโ€ = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

evidence 1:

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from aย โ€œsilicon eraโ€.ย Although itโ€™s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, iโ€™ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

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motomenorahkent

Paul Bunyan

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theriomancer

This is obviously stupid but MAN this would be great for fantasy world building.