Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life
When you timidly approach the line cook during his fifth cigarette break to ask if he knows the weed man
“Maui residents have been called by real estate developers asking if they would sell their fire-ravaged land”
Kill these leeches. Boil them alive. There is no greater scum than the real estate hustler. They are lower than sewage.
WHILE I’M AT IT the “hustle and grind” and “side hustle” trend has generated the most profane, self-obsessed, destructive, and predatory people. It has done untold damage both economically and psychologically.
Looking down on the cemetery from the top of a hill. It’s easy to see all the “terraces” which were built all over the hills to accommodate the many family plots. I call them “terraces of the dead.” But for me, there’s something breathtaking about this very old, historic cemetery, especially covered with white snow.
hillside cemetery, north adams ma 1/1/17
U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
Getting my girlfriend knightpreg and when she delivers you hear a muffled "Tally ho!" and the baby rides out of her pussy fully armored riding a foal.
This post does NOT deserve 200 notes.
Most popular swear words by state in the US
Finally some useful research being done
There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO
a lot of awful media reads (praise and criticism alike) make sense when you remember that a not-insignificant portion of europeans and usamericans consider east asians to be something like tolkien elves and derive all further opinions from this foundation
once you see it, you can't stop noticing the way that a western creative having a connection with a chinese, japanese, or korean creative is always discussed with an implicit "they were allowed to" as though someone should have stopped them
by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals
for those of you who don't follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now
#basketball#I LEARNED THIS LORE I LEARNED THIS LORE#DUE TO OUR STAR WARS CHAT MELTING DOWN INTO ESPN SPORTZONE#so jokic has been giving these vibes for his team's ENTIRE championship run up to and INCLUDING after the win#at the press conference afterwards (bear in mind he has just won the most PRESTIGIOUS PRIZE in all basketball)#he said to the reporter 'the job is done now we can go home 😐'#and then in the morning presser after someone asked if jokic was excited for the parade#he was like 'parade? when is parade? no no - i need to go home' and put his head in his hands#AND THEN THE PARADE HAPPENED AND THE TEAM WAS PLIED WITH COPIOUS CHAMPAGNE AND ADORATION OF DENVER POPULACE#jokic got on the mike after several Champagne (TM) applications#and said 'HELLO DENVER I KNOW I TOLD I DIDN'T WANT TO STAY ON PARADE BUT I FUCKING WANT TO STAY ON PARADE THIS IS THE BEST'#(yes that is a verbatim quote you can CHECK me on it)#that night the entire team went to a club and jokic got a round of this special plum vodka for the table#it apparently DESTROYED them all bc the next morning one of his teammates did an IG live from his hotel bed#it was super dark and you could see like half the poor dude's face smushed against the pillow#and he said in the most Sickly and Hungover Voice Imaginable#'i want you all to know...this is nikola's fault...he did this to me...#i'm never drinking again...it was that serbian shit...nikola did this to me...' (via @takiki16)
this narrative needs to be exposed to the world and not hidden in the tags. long live star wars espn sportzone chat.
please block me if you read books with death in them. i don’t care your “reason” - it’s clear you have a death fetish, are pro-necrophilia, and think killing is okay. i don’t care if someone you know died recently or if you have a terminal illness. it is not okay to consume fiction with death in it to cope. and that’s that on that, you freaks. pro-death crowd dni.
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being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all
LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG
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Good Trans News!!
Whenever a celebrity turns out to be transphobic they get a million hours of media coverage and spotlight. It’s easy to feel like every famous person hates trans people, and that’s just not true! We have tons of high profile allies!
Here is a quick list of some (but definitely not all) supportive celebrities! Please feel free to add to this list.
AND DON'T FORGET MY BOY PEDRO BEING THE BEST BRO TO HIS TRANS SISTER.
Also we can not leave out Cher!
Cause she will absolutely cut a terfy bitch if she has to.
We also cannot neglect one of Canada’s finest, comedian Colin Mochrie.
i actually think the inclusion of Cher is really important bc she went on a pretty public journey to accepting Chaz that wasn’t always pretty. it was actually tough to watch at times, but now she’s in a place of militant allyship. and i think that’s to be appreciated and admired.