"...you know you didn't *have* to make Scooby turning with a shark on his head so flawlessly 3D, right?

Carl the Animator: “Mmhmm.”

Ted the Animator: “I mean, that must’ve taken ages, right?“

Carl the Animator: “Mmhmm.”

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “…”

Ted the Animator: “…it’s… hypnotic, right?”

Carl the Animator: “Some days you wake up, and have no choice but to choose shark precision.”

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “…”

Ted the Animator: “I want that on my tombstone.“

Carl the Animator: “Mmhmm.”

It's hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it's ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like "Why can't the freaks make their own site and just go there?"

Sweetie... AO3 is the site for that. Y'all invaded our space.

Wattpad and FFN still exist. Go there. They're as shitty and G-rated as you want. You can't have the luxuries that AO3 offers if you're gonna be a little bitch about its policies. Imagine walking into a strip club and complaining about the alcohol and naked ladies when there's a god damn Dennys next door you could have gone to. Christ.

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

Lucifer seeing Satan spawn into existence after he revolted against his father:

Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger

Oh no it’s that one.

The ‘that Vegan teacher’ that tells you it’s selfish to come out as LGBTQ+ over coming out as ‘vegan’, parodyed George floyd’s last words in her song about being vegan and compared animal meat to the holocaust - and that BLM should be protesting for veganism and animal rights over their own rights.

Also she be stalking A 16 year old on tiktok so.

This woman is a total yikes.

Let’s also not forget that she had also joked and laughed about a kid dying bc they had tried to follow a certain vegan diet SHE had brought up, and after she was called out about it she just kept making fun of them.

Don’t forget that she said that having an eating disorder was not an excuse to not go vegan, when people with eating disorders shouldn’t take any excuse to cut food out of their diets.

I’m going to become a cryptid and drag her into the wood so that she can become a mysterious-missing-person-found-in-the-woods-with-no-bones-or-face

I believe she also tried to hit a furry with her car.

WHAT

It was a while ago and I don’t know if it’s true but a couple people said she did

Also TikTok is going to war with her on February 12th

I never wanted to know the answer to the question “What if PETA was a person”, yet, here we are…

Every part of this put my sanity from “low” to “Subterranean”

She went to prison for impersonating a teacher

Her original teacher account got shadowbanned so she made another account pretending to be a completely different person: thatvegannurse, she looks and talks exactly the same but she puts her hair in pigtails and talks about how much she hates thatveganteacher, she also owns like 16 other faceless accounts pretending to be real people that she uses to comment and like her posts to boost interactions

Every single addition to this post was like a punch in the fucking throat

She posted a video trying to “reclaim” slurs saying they are only bad you you let them be bad

Try and guess what letters are censored.

Me with each new bit of information in this post

She does know impersonating a nurse is just as illegal as impersonating a teacher, right? You’re still advertising/claiming credentials you don’t have.

didnt she also write a book where she just straight up admits to being an animal abuser and just assumes everyone else is the same way or was i hallucinating that or maybe it was another different crazy vegan lady?

this woman needs help

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

Favorite SNK fight scenes:

— THANK YOU SO MUCH ISAYAMA HAJIME FOR GIVING US A LEGENDARY CHARACTER, CAPTAIN LEVI! 🎆🎊 — 

04.09.2021:  #諫山先生、お疲れさまでした！  

i never noticed how strong that penguins braid game is

thats a raccoon

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 1993 | dir. Henry Selick

It’s pumpkin dance man! October is a good month.

Feel free to check out my shop!

Edit: pumpkin dance sticker sheets are up in my shop!

Anyway I want to tell bi girls, especially with how disgustingly biphobic twitter has been, that if you have a preference for men, don’t feel obligated to try and make yourself seem more “gay.” You’re enough. Don’t suppress your attraction for temporary validation. Your love for all genders is real & valid. you shouldn’t feel restricted or that you have to make fifty wlw moodboards and strip your pages of any mention of men to prove your worth to biphobes. Men are hot. Talk about how much you find them attractive without shame.

in my notifications

Reblog if you agree it's possible to be a big fan of someone without wanting a romantic or sexual relationship with them