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@chipsordips

listening to Greta Van Fleet makes me so irrationally mad. why are they THAT good?? whats going on??? why am i ascending???

reblog to give the person you rb'd this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

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hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

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These spot the difference games are getting harder by the year🧍🏻‍♀️

(Also I knewwww he looked familiar when I saw this photo of Mr. Joshua)

Every year the Cullens go to Burning Man

And every year people think they’re doing performance art like Malcolm’s family from that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Eventually they get a reputation.

“Oh the Cullens? Yeah. Every year they show up absolutely doused in body glitter and just…go about their normal days like that.”

“The doctor has a first-aid tent and his wife trades homemade soaps and candles out of their van. They always smell so good I can’t say no.”

“The hot blonde one doesn’t even participate, she just lays there and sunbathes. She never burns.”

“The tiny one only hangs out with the really stoned people and braids their hair. I’ve never seen her or any of them sleep.”

“The moody one with the eyebrows, I think his name might be Jessie? Jackass? Whatever. He just lays facedown in the dirt sometimes and doesn’t move for a while. Drugs, man.”

“We don’t know what the big guy’s name is. He only communicates in grunts and nods; but he always wears a tank top that says BEEFCAKE so we just call him that. Sometimes he hands out popsicles.”

“The dark haired girl? The one who wears all the spiky leather? Yeah, she stops by on the first day, but then she disappears again. Pretty sure she’s more into mosh pits than the art scene. She has some chaotic vibes, dude.”

“Edward? The one who just played Wonderwall for 14 hours straight on acoustic guitar last year?”

*edited to include Emmett and Bella after many requests*