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I keep getting seeds stuck between the keys of my keyboard

witness mummys come alive before your very eye

Just backhanded my nephew for backhanding my dogg cause it backhanded me

I jut finished paying off this burger

General Mills Officially Announces “Carmella Creeper” as First New Cereal Monster in 35 Years! The zombie-themed character will be the first female cereal monster in the history of the brand and is the long-lost cousin of Franken Berry. She’s a zombie DJ with an edgy sound who is always the life of the party.

The doctor prescribe me 15 sodas a day

Why’s my sink water smell like socks

multiple grays are attempting contact at least 4 to 6

Does anyone wanan play ants with me?

The best cure, for a brokken heart, is a warm cookie, and some modernart

I got shot with a molecule ain’t never been the same