i dont know if the cheese was worth it

i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that

We should piss on the poor

How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor

bring out the pussy

*sound of a cart with squeaky wheels approaching*

the world could be so beautiful. delete twitter

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

@a-curious-bystander

Guy who fakes his death every time he gets mildly embarrassed about something he did

this might be the oldest jpeg I can remember. had this bad boy saved to my computer when I was like 10

what is this from

the titanic

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

”if this post gets 10k notes i’ll read homestuck” stfu. if this post gets 10000 notes i’ll unread homestuck. i’ll forget it all. i’ll finally be fucking free

she speaks for the people

miku expo 2024 is the dashcon of vocaloid concerts. the projectors were replaced with LEDs and organizers told no one, still charged ppl for the projectors. someone stole the Miku canada cut out. vocaloid producers are really mad that attendees are mad that they got scammed because nothing comes before Product. the event banned glowsticks and upcharged the sale of their own, under the excuse that average glowsticks would interfere with the projectors, that the organizers knew they did not have. someone pissed on the floor. car crash outside the venue in san jose

Beautiful Ontario

Happy 413 you homestucks