Jordan The Dog Queen

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

i had to

Taking the chance!

Oop

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

6k celebration meme - 3/10 worlds - the united realms

SUPERNATURAL GRAPHICS CHALLENGE | Name Meanings ↳ DAY 1: Angel

simply dont monday

simply shan’t saturday

what? A llama? He's supposed to be dead!

the poison, the poison chosen specifically to kill kuzco, kuzco's poison,, that poison?

Me when people say Panlix was a platonic relationship🙃🙄

subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off

Starting a fanfiction:

After a few chapters:

when your fic is a l m o s t finished but it feels like you will never finish it ever:

When a new fanfic idea hits you but you’re not done with the last one:

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

Clown code.

I call a lot of y'all clowns but it turns out that’s too good for you since even they live by a code.

My grandmother didn’t allow her clowns to participate in a PSA back in the 80s because it would have violated The Code. They got actors to scab the roles anyway. My father long resented to loss of Ad revenue and publicity, but my grandmother was the sort of lady who would not sacrifice the dignity of the Clown for any price. Remarkable woman. It’s an open question as to how much the whole debacle contributed to the closure of her Clown College, but I suspect she wanted out of the game by then regardless.

Most of the clown code is reasonable but I love the stipulation that clowns are obliged to do as much clown work as possible

“Start with that. Chaos. No control, no law, no government at all. Like being in the arena. Where do we go from there? What sort of agreement is necessary if we’re to live in peace? What sort of social contract is required for survival?” - The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes, Suzanne Collins

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"

I am also “damn, girl, you wrote this? (forgetful)”

Damn girl, you wrote this?

Damn girl, you wrote this?

Damn girl, you wrote this?

NUMBER FIVE & BEN in THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 3

gif request meme - @pavslikovsky and anonymous asked: ↳ The Umbrella Academy + Favorite Platonic Relationship - “You know what the worst part of being dead is? You’re stuck. Nowhere to go, nowhere to change. That’s the real torture. Watching your brother take for granted everything you lost and pissing it all away.”

Once Upon a Time Appreciation Week:

Day 4 - Favourite Non-Romantic Pairing: Emma & August

archangels & grief / spn 5.13 the song remains the same / spn 5.03 free to be you and me / spn 5.08 changing channels

friends

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”