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[woman who’s never maintained eye contact with a gay person before]: This is for the girls and the gays ☺️

[woman who’s scared of lesbians]: this is for the gays and the girlies 😌

SEVEN???

He'll have a proper animation in due time (model is still in-progress) but you can hear Tristan Right Now!!

Behold!!! Himbo!!!!

VA

The band, the music, the dance.

puts on sound 📣🎶🎵

Ok, I NEED you to understand just how insane even ATTEMPTING this was for them.

1. Playing an instrument is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Don’t think I’m stepping on any toes saying that.

2. Dancing is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Still not controversial.

3. YOU AVOID, AT ALL COSTS, MOVING YOUR BODY WHILE PLAYING A WIND INSTRUMENT.  To make the correct, pleasant sounds, you need to be in the correct form. And that form involves your ENTIRE body, even your legs when sitting down.

4. “oh, but I’ve seen marching bands before and-” MARCHING BANDS HAVE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC FIELDS DEDICATED TO FIGURING OUT HOW TO MARCH WITH MINIMUM BREAKING OF PROPER FORM. A marching band tries to be as smooth as possible while moving, so as not to jar their instrument, mouth, neck, arms, torso, or anything else.These ladies and gentlemen are BOUNCING and still playing properly, what the FU-!

5. AND ANOTHER THING! Wind instruments and dancing BOTH make demands on your breathing, so the fact that they are dancing (making you breath faster for extra oxygen) AND playing wind instruments (making you effectively hold your breath) AT THE SAME TIME is HUGE. Their lungs must be MASSIVE.

All of that also; the song is Sing, sing, sing (with a swing). If you wanna listen to some of THE SPICIEST big band ever recorded. Its a big hard song and this band does it expertly.

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

assault parrots, if you will

(rotoscoping of Reigen's twirl in op3 of Mob Psycho 100)

I’ve never made a commission sheet before so this one is pretty messy, but basically just DM me with any concepts and we can discuss pricing. This is more just to give examples and a general idea of range.

I am ok with doing nsfw, but with the condition that it not be posted publicly and not for or depicting minors. I am also a trained tattoo artist so I can do tattoo concept arts, with the knowledge of what will and will not work as a good body art.

Sooo… yeah! :>

my Venmo is @Cipher-the-Sidhe and these are open for consideration

Signal boost!!

Boosting on main as well!

SWK: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Nezha: Just rip the bandage off.

SWK: It’s Macaque.

Nezha: Put the bandage back on.

So Wukong just casually mentions that he used to transform himself into pretty women to lure and trap humans to eat them in chapter 27 of JTTW and its just

WUKONG WHAT THE FUCK

It's exactly what you think it is

Hello lego monkie kid community.

David Tennant in interviews is just a Nice Scottish Man and then every director he works with goes you are a SLUT!!! And you are SO SO SAD!!

love how she doesn't even bother to ask if crowley has a wife or girlfriend. one look at him and it's clear there is no heterosexual explanation for anything about crowley

stop this little run was the cutest thing 😭

a crane wives song can be about any ship if you're sad enough about it

just so we're clear ☝🤓

dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

feel free to add more

This is why Mac shouldn't be anyone's mentor.

none of these words are in the bible

i, think, we, should, being, an, the, smiths, are, oppressed, and, they, it, double, standards, in, our, same, and for are all in the bible!

we strive for accuracy here at in-the-bible