*14 yos following me* *becomes nervous* i gotta step it up… i gotta be a Role Model
im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
2030 is as far away as 2000
It’s only 2015??? How is this even remotely accurate????
life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
Better than this years entire show
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two
why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person in the world
nothin wrong w/ bein quiet
not every moment gotta be filled w/ words
*slowly inches closer to your pet*
self confidence level: kelso
*buys a new bra*
me: i’m starting over, a new life! i am no longer the same person, i am a beautiful fresh radiant beam of light, i am untouchable, this is a new beginning
I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said “I love your necklace!!” and another girl said “I love love love love your necklace!” and all the other girls started competing for who loved my necklace more by adding more “love” to their sentences and then one girl just said “its not that great”
I will teach my daughter so much self love
if u think a girl looks bad u can just keep it to yourself really i mean uh there’s like a billion dollar industry based on them keeping them feeling as bad as possible
u don’t have to assist




