anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
reblog if ur in bed

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
reblog if ur in bed
Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week
Take no chances
Guys!! Free HIV testing at all Walgreens on June 27th. Get tested!!! Know your status!!!!
If you don’t reblog this I’m going to assume that you are afraid to get tested so I’m just going to let you know that even if you’re positive, now you can get proper treatment! You aren’t alone either!! Get tested so you & your partners can be safe!! Please!!
Elementary, my dear Watson.
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
I’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances
These are the victims of the MSD school shooting. Take a few minutes out of your day to read about them. They deserve to be remembered.
Alyssa Alhadeff:
Scott Beigel:
Jaime Guttenberg:
Martin Duque:
Nicholas Dworet:
Aaron Feis:
Chris Hixon:
Luke Hoyer:
Cara Loughran:
Gina Montalto:
Joaquin Oliver:
Alex Schachter:
Carmen Schentrup:
Alaina Petty:
Meadow Pollack:
i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack
reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune
HOLY SHIT I REBLOGGED THIS TWO DAYS AGO AND I JUST GOT A REFUND CHECK IN THE MAIL FOR 217.52!!!!
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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
Hospitals need people to get sick.
Restaurants need people to get hungry.
Funeral homes need people to die.
So be it.
New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift
OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

