who said a white boy cant get squirky on the beat
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I'm super fucking high right now and a character on some show just defined a homunculus as a "tiny small human thing" and I snapped with 100% certainty, "NO. IT’S ELRID ELWARD'S MOTHER!"
HELL FUCKING YWAH SHE IS!!!! LOVE THAT HAUNTED MILF!!!!
let me start this off by providing some context. i live in a party dorm and the bathrooms get absolutely destroyed every weekend. vomit on the floor and in the showers and sinks. GIANT bottles of sangria full of piss left in the bathroom. some guy punched a hole through the wall separating the women’s and men’s restrooms.
we had a floor meeting about this because it’s only our floor. they told us they were gonna lock the bathrooms if it keeps happening. that’s fair
well the men’s bathroom on our floor got locked but not the women’s, because all of this shit always happens in the men’s and not women’s. good solution, except the guys on our floor are just going to start using the women’s bathroom when they think no one will come in or care. you know how i know? because i went to piss at 1 am and saw a guy in there
tldr; trans women are not who you need to be worried about entering women’s restrooms. it’s men that are too lazy to take the elevator to use the bathrooms on a different floor
not only is tumblr ten times uglier now but it STILL DOESNT FUCKING WORK. i try to search for tlou posts thru my mutuals blog that has been posting about it for years and tumblr is like no they’ve never posted a single thing about tlou. please step on my balls and call me a useless website
WHAT THE FUCK IS TUMBLR MART WVERY TIME I TRY RO GO TO MY PROFILE AND ITS THERE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE
I keep seeing that clip of solder boy (I think? who fucking cares) from the boys singing and he has a mask on and every time I’m like “huh that looks like Jensen ackles” because I was a supernatural bitch for years and can recognize him pretty well but for some reason I had it in my head that Jensen ankles was not in the boys for some reason only to find out the other day that he was? I was fully aware supernatural ended and for no reason had convinced myself Jensen ankles wasn’t in the boys at all. anyways
jensen ackles jesus christ whatever fuck
I keep seeing that clip of solder boy (I think? who fucking cares) from the boys singing and he has a mask on and every time I'm like “huh that looks like Jensen ackles” because I was a supernatural bitch for years and can recognize him pretty well but for some reason I had it in my head that Jensen ankles was not in the boys for some reason only to find out the other day that he was? I was fully aware supernatural ended and for no reason had convinced myself Jensen ankles wasn't in the boys at all. anyways
Today is a very important day, one of the biggest holidays of the year.
That’s right…
It’s the anniversary of the final episode of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
although i absolutely hate the widespread obsession with the johnny depp vs amber heard trial it has created a way to instantly spot people to stay away from. if someone tries to start up a conversation about it and has some stupid take you instantly know they’re a goddamn weirdo