people go into my ask box and send ask game stuffs (this is a threat)
Piece of art or fic I have devoted countless hours too: hardly any notes
Piece of stupidity I threw onto the dashboard in five minutes: also no notes
thinking about the time i had a dream i was trapped in an indie horror game set in an old church being hunted by creatures made of stained glass and bloody feathers and tormented by the half-alive statues of suffering saints and also the building itself which was alive and wanted to eat me and in the end i failed to escape and became a lure to draw other people in. the game was called 'host' and i think about it constantly.
probably also relevant: dream me had done something to upset people and was sheltering in the church making use of the tradition of sanctuary. i never found out if i was innocent or guilty though, in the end i was just a prey animal caught in a web. and then i became part of the monster and preyed on the people who drove me there in the first place.
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
Blackundertaker for the link. So kotaku did an interview with a butch of people to track down the people connected with the LAN party.
From the article.
The picture in question originates from Mason, Michigan, where a close group of friends who liked to build personal computers and organize LAN parties grew up. Through Reddit and email, we were able to get in touch with a large portion of the group, as well as obtain verification and additional images…
For the Mason alumni, the night they taped Drew Purvis to the ceiling was just an average day, another LAN party with friends.
“It was still early in the day and the LAN had already become fractured,” said Nick Wellman, another LAN goer. “There were about 10 of us there, and we were already playing three, four different games. Tyler was looking around and said, ‘I think you can duct tape someone to that I-beam.’”
At this point, the teens gathered the necessary supplies, bought duct tape on a friend’s employee discount and had the tallest attendee, Brian, hold the subject, Drew, aloft while the rest taped him up.
What you see in the now-iconic photo is actually the group’s second attempt to suspend their friend from the ceiling with duct tape. After about 10 minutes, the tape digging into his sides, Drew asked to be cut down. They revised their plan, adding pillows, and strapped him back up. Once on the beam, someone else had the idea to stack some tables up so Drew could still play on his computer.
“That is the funniest part about the picture,” Nick told us. “Gaming from the beam was a complete afterthought.”
Drew lasted about two hours suspended above his comrades before retiring to the ground (turns out a duct tape cocoon runs hot).
Reblog in the tags what the theme of your boss battle would be
Has this one made it to tumblr yet
person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness
it just keeps getting better
HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK
Of course he doesn’t sound out of place
He knows what he is doing
How dare u doubt him
Kermit was a famous pirate known for his tenacity and success.
I love my mutuals, but I don’t really care for the ‘specialness’ associated with them. want to send me an ask off anon? do it. want to tag me in a post? do it. follower, mutual, or just random person who stumbled across my blog: I crave interaction and literally do not mind.
THIS. The inherent cliques formed is so weird, like pls message me, send me an ask, pls don’t think that just because we normally don’t talk, I won’t reply
went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned
but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone
is 9…………. post office closing time……. no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C
well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow
i mean what did i expect really
a package?
too unrealistic
amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today
omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name
she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea
mail is dumb
The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.
Omg these little bean finally got their package and I’m fucking crying
my playthrough of the re4 remake has been going well
SPITE
dude: we have to
GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall–
dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice
Legends only
it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you
this is both as in. sometimes you will realise that actually these kinks do do something for you and that can be very eye-opening and liberating
and also as in. sometimes you will hear someone decry these kinks as indicative of moral failing, and being friends with people like this makes you immune to that sort of knee-jerk outrage
As soon as I get good at cosplay I’m gonna be unstoppable
We’re running out of time then
hardly, is gonna take me at least another 5 years to be starting to get there
I’ve seen what you can do so far
Its pretty impressive
Not really, there’s so much room for improvement but I’m gonna get there and when I do it is OVER for the rest of you
Yeah well let’s say you’re at a 3
I’m at a 5
You’re gonna be at 7 before I can blink
. Ur gonna be blinking for a hell of a long time
Still
I thank u for the optimism but I’m probablyyyyyy not gonna be as good as you like ever? Soooooooooooo
I’m literally doing nothing to progress rn so you have that over me
I’m just fuckin around at this point, I don’t actually know what I’m doing or how I’m meant to make it better
Does that make it even?
Trial an error is still a type of progress
Even when it looks like that?
It's still progress
fuck around and find out 👍
ok someone gifted me the commissions open badge, but now fun thing about those badges, you can only display one of the types of badges at once, so it's either check marks or open commissions for me
i mean thats kinda how the world works isn't it
god give me motivation to draw mutual's blorbo oc
Here u go 🫴✨motivation✨
Did u get it?
eeeh
idk i feel normal
god give me motivation to draw mutual's blorbo oc
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER
An apple farmer and a garlic farmer team up to fight their mutual nemesis, a vampire doctor
Dr. Acula



















