Like to slap his bald head. Reblog to slap his bald head. You know the drill.
@childlikemperor this one is for you bestie<3 happy valentines day!
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
"Why did the previous person who filled this role leave?"
is there anyone who DOESNT feel like a disappointment to their parents or is that a lie to keep us from unionizing
Round 4 - Catholic Character Tournament
Propaganda below ⬇️
it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner
when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.
when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.
what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.
the bechdel test
this anime passed the bechdel test during the hot springs episode when the girls were comparing titty sizes
to be fair the original point of the bechdel test was “can i interpret these two characters as lesbians” and there is quite a lot of bad harem anime where the answer is “yes”
I went to see Parasite completely blind besides being aware (unavoidably) that there was a hard tonal shift at some point. I saw the poster and stuff, but that was it
the entire time I was bracing myself for it to shift into some sort of alien parasite psychological horror movie, which seems really presumptuous, except I saw Bong Joon-ho's The Host and that movie actually did have a giant monster in it, so I wasn't putting it past him
god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already... keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family...... and if that's not bad enough, they're gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up
Does anyone . Want to hang out
can i come over and act weird in your presence
yall remember in that flop charlies angels reboot when they put out a song with miley cyrus, ariana grande and lana del rey where the first two were like DONT CALL US PATRONIZING PETNAMES WE ARE INDEPENDENT WOMEN IN CHARGE OF OUR SEXUALITIES and then lanas verse came in and she was all ᶦ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃˡᵉ ᵍᵃᶻᵉ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᶦ ᵗʷᵉʳᵏ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃᵗʳᶦᵃʳᶜʰʸ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵈᵃʸ
