its just brendon btw

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

Distress signals

I be like

V

V

can you imagine putting down Δ and then the plane that tries to land just crashes

Well, you did say probably

is this…

it is indeed

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

His name was jarred hes nineteen

From Frank Ocean’s Boys Don’t Cry Magazine (2016)

dm for promos

dm for promos

dm for promos

dm for promos

When I fell asleep in all my clothes as a kid my mother would call it ‘ready to roll’.

*points a gun at my computer screen* don’t make me read the word “owo” again

@thejunkerwaifu

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