The bags under my eyes deserve a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records
everytime you see some bird of paradise in a nature doc they get no pussy ever . dance always sucks
if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment
I may not be girl, but I do speak it
you get assigned gay by kenny ortega. you then get assigned not gay by disney but they let you keep the fruity hats. you come back next year and get assigned gay by kenny ortega again, this time complete with a homoerotic dance sequence. you return again the following year and are assigned not gay by disney, this time accompanied by a heterosexual prom date. you return 15 years later and are finally assigned gay by disney because they now think it's profitable. you are ryan evans in high school musical.
another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji
me when i 👍
kids these days don't know about Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. they'll never understand
#thats on my list of crying songs#i remember the kitchen floor of the seattle apartment#Kenzie across from me and kale between us#all of us high and drunk#3am and singing that song#talking about busking someday#making music and traveling in a van#and now#i dont know where he is#and she's gone#i'm clean and okay and all that#and i know the nostalgia is lying#but i miss those days#and nothing hurts like remembering her singing#and knowing ill never hear her again
love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though
