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me: *summons a demon god*
demon god: YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FREED ME. NOW I SHALL RIP APART YOUR PUNY HUMAN SOCIETY, DESTROY YOUR ARMIES AND THE ENFORCERS OF YOUR LAWS AND DEVOUR YOUR LEADERS AND POWERFUL CHAMPIONS, LEAVING CHAOS IN MY WAKE
me: yes good, get on it
demon god: WAIT, WHAT
me: get moving lazy I didn't summon you to play fucking yahtzee

Help “Why I will never work for State Farm.”

[dramatic music playing]

Person: “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!” [Employee appears]

Person: “I’m so sorry!”

Employee: “Nooooo!”

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

“I know.” Elsa and early Elsa.

Oh! That’s early-concept Elsa??? And here I thought it was Sasuke in a dress…..

Same.

you mean to tell me that’s not Sasuke?????

i totally thought it was Sasuke in a dress.

I saw that and im not even in the naruto fandom

When your clippers 🔥🔥🔥 as shit

Lmao

who thinks of this tho lmao. and why the beat gooooooooo