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It’s true. I started calling “the cloud” offsite storage, and the comprehension that dawns in my customers’ eyes is super gratifying. They understand external hard drives, but many couldn’t wrap their heads around this mystical floating in the air storage–because that’s not how it works at all. You’re just using space on someone else’s hard drive.

[Image is a t-shirt which reads:

There is no cloud It’s just someone else’s computer]

I explain this to eeeevery patron who comes in to ask for tech help etc. I find ways to explain it, because it’s important.

“Oh ‘the cloud’ is just what they decided to call it. What it actually means is that you use the internet to connect to some dedicated computer somewhere where your file is stored, and then you can access that file, which is why it only works with an internet connection. You’re just renting space on a computer the company owns.”

Suddenly everything is less mysterious.

As a biochem student and certified nerd, I feel the responsibility to bestow this knowledge upon as many people as I possibly can:

You do NOT need to "earn" meals through exercise.

You know why?

Because exercise only accounts for about 20% of your calories. The majority of the calories your body burns, it uses to keep itself alive. It uses them to power your brain and metabolism. In fact, your brain ALONE is responsible for spending about 20% of your calories.

Your BRAIN, just to keep itself going, uses up just as many (or even more!!!) calories than all the exercise you do.

Your RESTING metabolic rate is responsible for burning between 60 and 75% of your calories.

You don't just deserve food because you're working out. YOU DESERVE FOOD BECAUSE YOUR BODY NEEDS IT TO STAY ALIVE.

As a nutritionist, I confirm this is true

I never thought about the fact that some people don't know this, but some people's ideas about nutrition make sense now.

What I learned was that for the average person, it takes 1300 kcal a day just to run your organs. The breathing and digesting and thinking and stuff is what's using most of the fuel.

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you are a VERY complex organism. get enough fuel to keep existing pls

Donald Is Entering the FO stage of FAFO And Oh Boy He Don’t Like It, Part Number A Lot:

  • The Very Stable Genius, less than 24 hours after agreeing to comply with the order not to post sensitive material, threaten witnesses, or otherwise commit more crimes while out on bail, posts a threatening message on Truth Social ("IF YOU GO AFTER ME, I'M COMING AFTER YOU!")
  • A few short hours later, Jack Smith and Co. file a request for a protective order, aka preventing Trump from blabbing about anything he might receive from the government in the discovery phase, by citing said threatening post as Example A that he cannot keep his fucking mouth shut;
  • Judge Chutkan agrees, gives Trump until 5pm on August 7 (Monday) to respond;
  • Trump tries his usual bullshit delay tactic by asking for 3 more days + oral arguments, which would push it back even further;
  • Jack Smith immediately files a counter-request for NO delay, including this absolute gem of legal snark:
  • Trump, flailing, insists the threatening Truth Social post was actually directed against something something the Koch brothers and other people he thinks are RINOs (this was, of course, nowhere stated and is as usual total bullshit);
  • Does he know one of the Koch brothers is dead? Unlikely
  • Judge Chutkan cursorily denies Trump's request for said delay; his legal team still has to respond by 5pm on Monday;
  • Trump has a Sad;
  • Did he learn anything, though? Of course not; he's now attacking Mike Pence;
  • If he keeps this up, he WILL be in violation of his bail conditions and at this point, it's pretty certain that if necessary, Smith would request the court to order him held in custody until trial;
  • If that happens a) I demand a live feed and b) all of a sudden, Trump would be begging for a speedy trial;
  • Please proceed, motherfucker.

Now you're talking

Can't wait to see a load of bird botherers turning over SUVs and fire bombing council offices

Bring it on

This is true, the RSPB can and will fuck you up.

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Right To Roam talk a big game but they're a fringe group. The members of the National Trust are Tory core demographic (witness all the drama about the 'mentioning slavery' thing earlier). This'll be great.

Right to Roam ARE a fringe group, but they've got a lot of experience of successful legal challenges, which won't be good for the Gov.

And I think you are a bit off as far as the National Trust is concerned, because the attempt by a small group of right wing activists to take over the board of NT and remove slavery and LGBT issues from NT historic literature resoundly failed. While yes your average National Trust member isn't likely to be a card carrying communist but they aren't all Tories, and frankly we are starting to see traditional mild centrists taking up environmental causes because they are affecting all of us and becoming unavoidable. The Climate Crisis isn't a fringe issue, it's the overwhelming issue of this decade and people who spend a lot of time in nature are going to be very aware of that.

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Oh I didn't make myself very clear, I was thinking along the lines of 'the Tories might already care what the NT members think, and there's a large number of them, so that's a good thing'. Certainly other people can enjoy NT properties, I know I do. That's awesome to hear about the board though, I fully admit I only got the version of that story that filtered through to the tabloids!

Oh I get ya!

Yes I agree with you. Everyone I know with a National Trust membership is also the person I know who is known by name in their MP's constituency office because they are always calling or writing about local issues.

And yeah the board vote was a huge win, for a few weeks it felt like we were about to have one of the nation's most significant heritage organisations hijacked by a hate group but the membership stepped up and put a stop to it. It was really great to see.

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August 4 - Hollywood Food Insecurity Spikes Amid Strikes

The entertainment industry’s most vulnerable workers are increasingly unable to feed themselves amid a historic double strike with no clear end in sight, according to non-profits tasked with addressing the food insecurity crisis. They describe Hollywood’s ongoing work stoppage — prompted by the contractual impasse between the writing and acting guilds on one side and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers on the other — as a humanitarian emergency broadly affecting the community, not just striking union members.

The Los Angeles Regional Food Bank, which runs pantries for those in need throughout the county, attributes a meaningful portion of its nine percent uptick in year-over-year distribution to the strikes’ impact. “When income stops immediately, the demand rises very rapidly,” explains chief development officer Roger Castle.

“This is happening right after the pandemic, which drained a lot of people’s savings,” observes Keith McNutt, executive director at the Entertainment Community Fund, which has distributed $3 million to more than 1,500 workers as of Aug. 1. “So, you have the financial burden on people who’ve already been depleted.” As a result, his organization — whose donors include Seth McFarlane, Steven Spielberg, and Greg Berlanti — has seen an unprecedented wave of immediate requests for basic living expenses, including groceries. “Before this started, we would do about 50 grants out of the L.A. office a week. Now we’re getting 50 applications a day.”

On July 28, below-the-line unions IATSE and the Teamsters Local 399 held a drive-through food drive for industry members affected by the strikes at IATSE’s West Coast headquarters in Burbank. It drew about a thousand vehicles throughout the day.

According to the relief nonprofit Labor Community Services, which helped to organize the event and is planning another in August, the organization distributed 1,740 food boxes, feeding an estimated 8,700 people, that day.

In California, striking workers are ineligible to receive unemployment assistance, while nationally, they cannot receive SNAP food benefits unless they qualified pre-strike — something Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania is aiming to change with a new bill, introduced July 27. One place that striking actors in particular can turn to for help during the work stoppage is the SAG-AFTRA Foundation, which offers emergency financial assistance and other resources, including grocery store gift cards, to union members. SAG-AFTRA made a seven-figure donation to the Foundation early in its strike to assist these efforts. (The WGA West does provide its own members with emergency financial loans from its strike fund and Good and Welfare fund.)

Cyd Wilson, its executive director, has seen an explosion in demand for the organization’s help. “People are making these decisions: Should pay my rent, or should I put food on the table? Should I put food on the table, or should I pay my utilities?” she explains. “There’s a great deal of suffering that’s happening.” By Wilson’s estimate, the foundation is now handling 40 times its typical number of applications per week, and it has already distributed as much in grants since the beginning of the WGA’s strike three months ago as it typically would in the span of a given year.

Meanwhile, Groceries for Writers, a direct aid project administered by Humanitas, a non-profit focused on film and television writers, has distributed more than 1,100 gift cards to WGA members since the onset of its work stoppage in early May. Humanitas executive director Michelle Franke says that “many of these writers have left notes indicating they’re in very urgent financial situations. Writers describe struggling with student debt, falling into eligibility gaps with CalFresh and EDD [state unemployment assistance], eviction notices, writing teams splitting low pay, having only just moved to Los Angeles and not having a large local support network as a consequence, dwindling savings.”

Groceries for Writers is hardly alone in addressing the growing need. In July, L.A.’s World Harvest Food Bank founder and CEO Glen Curado estimated to The Hollywood Reporter that his organization, which is offering free food to striking writers and actors, was serving an average of 150-200 members of this group per day. That effort was inspired by The Price Is Right host Drew Carey’s gesture of paying for all striking writers dining at Bob’s Big Boy in Burbank and L.A.’s Swingers Diner for the duration of the work stoppage.

THR asked both the AMPTP and the talent unions whether they bear any responsibility for the worsening situation. In a statement, a spokesperson for the AMPTP said: “Like those negotiating on behalf of the guilds, representatives from the AMPTP and its member companies came to the table in good faith, wanting to reach an agreement that would keep the industry working and prevent the hardships caused by labor strikes.” SAG-AFTRA didn’t respond to a request for comment, while a WGA spokesperson said in a statement: “The public knows that working people are putting everything on the line in order to negotiate a fair deal with the studios who have caused this strike and the resultant suffering by refusing to address the reasonable proposals that writers brought to the table over 90 days ago.” Neither the AMPTP itself nor any of its major studio and streamer members responded when THR asked if the companies or their philanthropic arms had made any contributions specifically to address the industry’s food insecurity crisis since May.

Support staffers — early-career workers who fill roles such as assistants and coordinators and tend to be low-paid — are especially at risk at this time. “So much of the compensation that they receive is, no one’s going to say it, but it’s implied to be food-based,” notes Liz Hsiao Lan Alper, the co-founder of advocacy group Pay Up Hollywood and a WGA West board member. Alper says that support staffers are often paid the “bare minimum” but access complimentary food through writers’ rooms, craft services on sets or in agency kitchens and conference rooms. And so, when the strikes occurred, the need was “overwhelming,” she explains: “It’s invisible compensation that just went away when the work stoppages happened.”

For that reason, on June 7 Pay Up Hollywood relaunched its COVID-19-era Hollywood Support Staff Relief Fund. So far, the fund has distributed around $45,000 in one-time financial need grants up to $1,000 apiece, according to organizer and support staffer Alex Rubin, who says she’s encouraged support staffers to obtain free food distributed on picket lines. “I think that there is a little bit of embarrassment and insecurity about not being able to feed yourself,” she says. “It is the reason why we give our grants as just like, ‘Here’s a one-time grant. You don’t have to tell us how you want to use this.’”

Helping people in entertainment with food during work stoppages is a “tangible message,” says James Costello, a Teamsters Local 399 driver and an IATSE Local 44 prop master, who was volunteering at IATSE’s July 28 food drive. A second-generation Teamster, Costello still remembers a union strike in the 1980s that prompted his parents to warn their children that their Christmas holiday would be affected that year, and the Teamsters emergency relief that arrived in the fall, offering groceries and a Christmas tree.

As the strikes drag on and both the WGA and SAG-AFTRA have yet to formally reprise negotiations with the AMPTP (although the Writers Guild is set to have a preliminary meeting with the studios’ organization on Aug. 4), the non-profits on the front lines of the industry’s food-insecurity crisis are girding themselves for a long period of need. SAG-AFTRA Foundation’s Wilson says it’s pursuing a “very aggressive fundraising strategy” to meet the demand. (Already, it’s netted over $15 million in emergency assistance from stars like George Clooney, Nicole Kidman, Matt Damon and Dwayne Johnson, who are donating $1 million or more apiece.)

The Entertainment Community Fund’s McNutt notes that pocketbook pain will outlast the current conflict. “Just because the strike ends, it doesn’t mean the need will end. Everyone doesn’t go back to work the next week. We’re going to be looking at this [elevated] level of need for months afterward.”

the whole "how to fix the USAmerican food system" thing has become a major interest of mine, and much of why I find this topic engaging is that no one seems to discuss or propose any solutions that are very good

Articles about the food system's contribution to climate change: Americans are affluent and want to eat too much meat, but we can fix it by switching to a plant based diet.

Articles about poverty in America: A troubling percentage of Americans are food insecure and have no access to a grocery store or farmer's market near home.

Articles about public health in America: Since America is such a wealthy country, Americans eat too much food and are obese.

WHICH IS IT.

But seriously, we will never fix the problems with our food system until we kill diet culture.

Food that tastes good and satisfies hunger is a fundamental human need.

Does this statement seem radical, foolish, or even infuriating to you? Many people believe everyone should have enough food to survive, but few openly argue that it is important to enjoy eating or to not be hungry. In fact, many public policy-makers and even researches argue that people eating food that tastes good, and eating to the point where they are not hungry anymore, is a problem and the cause of obesity. I have read many a scientific paper arguing that heavily processed foods are "hyperpalatable" which causes people to eat too much.

The three schools of thought I listed at the top do not seem to talk to each other. Specifically, the first and the third ("plant based" and "america is wealthy so we're fat") emphasize making better choices, while the second provides overwhelming, disturbing evidence that this is cruel and impossible for many, many people, necessitating much more systemic change.

The proposals to fix our problems seem to flagrantly deny basic foundational facts ABOUT the problems.

Being fat in America is strongly linked to being poor. Poor people are way more likely to be fat; we KNOW this.

We also know that the areas where the most poor people live are the most likely to be "food deserts:" places where the people can't easily reach a grocery store where there's fresh vegetables and fruits and the like.

Many poor Americans primarily shop for food at small convenience stores like Dollar General, or even gas stations. These places often do not sell fresh fruits and vegetables, and their selections of whole food ingredients are minimal. In many areas, a store that actually sells produce is over an hour's drive away. Even in areas with grocery stores, the quality of fresh fruits and vegetables is often horrible.

To consistently eat fresh fruits and vegetables, you have to be willing to eat them underripe, overripe, on the verge of spoiling, watery, and sour, because that's what produce from Walmart is generally like. It seems more common to me to eat canned vegetables (but this unfortunately makes most vegetables sort of repulsive).

I could go on forever about the ins and outs of how the food system is fucked up, but basically food production and distribution is centralized under huge companies that control everything, which means a long time and distance passes between production of the food and the food being eaten. This is a pretty strong selective force against fresh fruits and vegetables, making them inaccessible to multitudes of smaller locations, and also making them disgusting when they do reach the consumer.

Even if they weren't disgusting, fresh produce is high risk (spoils quickly) for low reward (low density of calories for the price)

Now, things made from fruits and vegetables that are processed into a shelf-stable form DO exist, but they are RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE. Especially relative to the amount of calories they provide, a measurement I wish was used more often. In college, when I was forever trying in vain to feed myself, the "healthy" options for food were often twice as expensive as Pop Tarts or chips and literally half the amount of calories. Even worse, the lack of nutrition in these "healthy" options was advertised as a positive!

And okay, I have to get into the folly of capitalism here a little bit—as far as marketing is concerned, there are unhealthy foods that nourish you and healthy foods that don't, so if you wish to avoid straight chugging high fructose corn syrup and palm oil, your shelf stable options are populated by many "fat free" "sugar free" faerie foods that exchange nutritive substances for flavorings that don't actually nourish you. My school's on campus mini-store sold a whole shelf's worth of beverages that were pointless to buy because they contained less than 20 calories. If you don't have grocery store access or the ability to cook much, you're either eating ramen and microwave macaroni and cheese, or you're eating some kind of 3 dollar granola bar that won't even give you enough energy to get through the morning

On top of it, food ingredients that are good candidates to be part of a healthy diet tend to be marketed as faddish "specialty" or "health" foods, pricing poorer people out of them.

All this to say, there are super obvious systemic reasons why Americans eat the way that they do, and everyone seems allergic to admitting that.

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I’ve gone to the women’s restroom a lot in my life, and not once have I ever seen genitalia besides my own while there. No penis, no vulva, nothing.

I’ve literally seen a bathroom full of baby lizards, one time a whole fucking fish on the floor, and someone come out of the stall with a plate, knife, and fork like they just ate a meal before I’ve seen genitals. Why would I ever be worried about seeing some woman with her cock out

I've used the men's restroom a lot in my life without stalls and not seen genitalia. Even when lined up at the urinals with no barriers between them.

It's almost as if most people don't want to share what they're packing with the rest of the room.

And most people don't want to look.

Really the only time you're going to see something is if you're trying to see it. And that says more about you than the people whose privacy you're invading.

You can't go peeking at other people's genitals and then get mad at them if you see something you don't want to see

Kickstarting a book to end enshittification, because Amazon will not carry it

My next book is The Internet Con: How to Seize the Means of Computation: it’s a Big Tech disassembly manual that explains how to disenshittify the web and bring back the old good internet. The hardcover comes from Verso on Sept 5, but the audiobook comes from me — because Amazon refuses to sell my audio:

Amazon owns Audible, the monopoly audiobook platform that controls >90% of the audio market. They require mandatory DRM for every book sold, locking those books forever to Amazon’s monopoly platform. If you break up with Amazon, you have to throw away your entire audiobook library.

That’s a hell of a lot of leverage to hand to any company, let alone a rapacious monopoly that ran a program targeting small publishers called “Project Gazelle,” where execs were ordered to attack indie publishers “the way a cheetah would pursue a sickly gazelle”:

DRM ON FUCKING BOOKS???

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There’s something ironic about Amazon, a compqny founded on shipping books to people out of a garage, putting DRM on audiobooks, but I can’t quite put my finger on something so abstract.

Mother sloth reunites with her baby

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For an animal with an average land speed of four inches a minute that only comes down the tree every couple weeks to shit, it’s kinda sweet to see mama haul ass at the heart-stopping rate of “fatigued elderly woman forgot her receipt”

I wonder what the sloth thought about the human in this interaction

Don’t just leave this in the tags! I love this comparison!

Source: twitter.com
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Wait wait you can't just drop that off and not elaborate. What do you mean is there a mafia presence in Wales?? Please spill, what things did you notice??

Okay so bearing in mind that I have ADHD and Chronic Terrible Observational Skills:

  • I am in Cardiff
  • For a concert I am attending solo
  • Doors open at 5
  • 4:15 ish I go 'hmm I should eat something'
  • Cardiff is - unsurprisingly, being tiny and yet home to FOUR concert venues - Very Busy
  • Find McDonald's
  • McDonald's is very full. I recall my last concert related McDick's experience, and promptly bounce
  • Directly across the street
  • Is an Italian restaurant
  • It looks closed but fuckit maybe I can beg for like. Bread or some shit
  • Go over
  • Am immediately pounced upon by the hitherto unnoticed chain-smoking woman hanging out by the door mostly hidden by a potted ficus(?)
  • "I was wondering if you were open and if-" "yes yes we are open what would you like?" (strongish Italian accent)
  • Inside restaurant is Deserted
  • Explain that I'm sort of in a rush, am assured it's fine
  • Order chicken milanese which is generally a pasta dish with a breaded chicken component
  • Am led to seat nearish the front and promptly provided with a pint of coke in a glass tankard
  • Am then provided with a front row seat to an absolutely incomprehensible series of people entering and exiting (and in one case walking directly into) the door to what I can only presume is the kitchen
  • Starting with the guy who had been sitting at a table chain-smoking over a pile of papers
  • I counted at least three people exiting at least twice without actually entering in between
  • Am finally brought food
  • It is a breaded, butterflied chicken breast approximately the size of my face and a small pile of pasta approximately the size of my fist
  • It is all delicious
  • Chain-smoking papers man reappears, now wearing a chef's apron labcoat thing
  • Go up to pay, chain-smoking ficus lady is now having a very loud argument in a language I did not recognise but was not Italian Welsh English French russian Gaelic or Spanish
  • She sees me, says, and I quote 'ah little girl lost, one moment' and promptly hangs up
  • I am 27 and only nominally female
  • I am not remotely lost
  • She charges me for the pint of coke but not the food
  • I try to point out that she hasn't charged me for the food
  • 'do you want to pay for the food?'
  • '.... Not if I don't have to?'
  • 'good'
  • I leave. The door is now full of half a dozen very tall very Italian men and one absolutely adorable cocker spaniel
  • I ask if I can pet the dog (I have my priorities straight okay)
  • I am allowed to pet the dog. The dog and I are now best friends
  • The dog lead holder asks me in extremely accented but impeccably correct English if I had enjoyed the food
  • 'yeah it was great!'
  • Everyone laughs a bit
  • I smile and pet the dog and realise I'm now late for the concert and hurry off
  • I see a post on Tumblr about mob fronts and several connections are made in my brain all at once
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Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you

Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted

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Clark is literally just minding his business! Just walking down the hall, after an elevator interview with Luthor! And baby Dick Grayson immediately just fucking CLOCKS HIM as different. Didn't even see him rescue anyone! No amazing feats of strength! No super speed! No weird coincidences! Just Clark Kent walking down a hallway and Dick Grayson is immediately ALL THE HELL OVER HIM and he's RIGHT. And he knows when someone is cheating, he may not know how yet (alien with x-ray vision, to be fair, is a bit out there for his current level of experience), but that kid KNOWS WHEN SOMEONE IS CHEATING. Also, absolutely PHENOMENAL that, while Bruce apparently leaves Dick in the LEXCORP KIDZ-ZONE while he's busy, I'm sure Dick loved that, even at thirteen years old.

traditional child-rearing sensibilities maintain that if a mother gives her son attention he’ll turn out gay, and if she doesn’t he’ll turn out autistic. if this is true, then logically every gay autistic person was raised by a mother in a constant state of quantum uncertainty, simultaneously giving and not giving affection. i call this hypothetical parent georgine bauer—schroedinger’s mother

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

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why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG