Sometimes I see straight women posting and I'm like hmmm okay I can see why some straight men are driven insane without necessarily being like Andrew Tate psychos
Oh there's so many of these
The feminine trait of *checks notes* wanting to stay hydrated
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GO WHITE BOY GO
thats ok mozilla firefox. What was that noise you just made though
i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"
best use of the underwater filter on this app
✨🎃 HALLOWEEN SNACKS 🎃✨
I’d like an ice cold hehehehehehehe please
"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy
"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy
Transcendent comedy
best jerma jokes are the ones where he has his webcam on and has text overlay and he’s pretending to do something
la-vorre
slimespits
UNGA BUNGA ME RELOAD
my life was improved when i learned theres a whole game of just alternate stupid ways to load the doom shotgun
on the off chance any of you dont know what im talking about, this is a real game you can play and its important that you be told
Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”
I just started working at a new big shared studio space and I was convinced I recognised the guy who I did my induction with but I couldn’t place it.
Anyway turns out we met once at a social in my first year of university in a completely different city and he and his friend asked me to guess their names (because I guess that’s how you get to know people?) so I pulled two names out of my ass and said José and Siobhan.
Turns out their names are Joe and Sabrina and they were sufficiently spooked by this, anyway I found out the other day at this induction that they’ve now been calling each other José and Siobhan for the last 6 years and he was so excited to message her like “you’ll never believe who I just met it’s that fuckin guy again”.
Need that heavy rain sound type of night
I don't know what I expected.
Y'all know that we don't actually NEED a lot of people to hunt the mammoth, and they don't need to do it very often, right?
Like, that's really more of a "small, specialized band of hunters" task than a "turn out the whole damn clan" type of task.
Plus a single mammoth has so much meat and other useful materials. I think we'll be fine.
#poll currently has 10% of us risking life and limb for meat and 90% on other activities which sounds right to me!#IIRC that is the proportion of hunting to gathering that many societies have had#we have way too many freeloading time travelers though#at least carry my basket full of roots berries and assorted herbs and mushrooms won't you
Exactly! The problem isn't the hunters, it's those darn time travelers! Least they can do is carry stuff and maybe bring us some sweet presents from the future.
those polls trying to prove that tumblr isn’t onljy 1/4 lgbtq+ by using polls are so funny. like what are the odds
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i was at work when i started this post and half way through the sentence i got an order so i shoved my phone, app still open into my pocket and this is what was written when i took it back out. thought it was extremely funny.
