Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

38+2 weeks

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

Got an interview tomorrow, potato help me 🙏

A story sale would be nice.

fuck it, hoping this lead to the new living situation pans out next week.

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

for the entire time Baldur's Gate 3 has been out, not to mention early access, I have not seen a single correctly colored tiefling, so I suppose I have to do everything by myself around here.

me, suddenly connecting the dots on which mutuals are reblogging this:

Currently, I sleep with a 15 lb blanket. It no longer feels particularly heavy. If I continue to pile more weighted blankets on top of it, I can get strong as fuck in my sleep. Eventually I’ll look like Goku just from sleeping

This is my autism workout plan

starlight and rainbow dash have a phone call

obsessed with the way you draw thorax

Do not use super soakers filled with urine on our police vehicles

transformers are so cool

Literally that one ep of transformers prime where optimus fights nemesis prime in the middle of some government facility in nevada

I love when I make shit up to be funny and then actually I'm a prophet gifted by apollo

same people

if it did somehow turn out that i had made a horrible mistake and hormonally feminised myself because of the pressure i felt from a highly organised cabal of beautiful and manipulative trans women, i would be so turned on that i wouldnt be able to see

if someone could prove that actually i'm just a weird gross boy getting off on dressing like a girl i would probably cum so hard it would kill me

No matter how old you get, you still have Doubts. 

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Princess Mononoke - Fan art by Julia Tveritina

The last video’s thumbnail is the last thing the uploader saw before Pancake killed them.

Life is hard at camp for tav when Lae'zel and Karlach are just there looking hot

has anyone done this yet