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i can just write whatever the fuck i want here?

@chiefcolorathletetoad

Some things about Allan:

  • He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator
  • He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover
  • He also declares himself as “Ken’s buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting
  • He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)
  • He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight
  • He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies
  • He knows what NSYNC is 
  • He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)
  • There are no other Allan models

worst news ever

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once again saying. stop using spotify. the 1-2 punch of bandcamp and piracy is cool and good. renting access to your music library is bad and spotify is at the point where it needs to actually become profitable or its going to collapse. and its not going to become profitable. its going to get worse and more expensive and then collapse taking your entire library with it. get ahead of it start building an offline music library before your current rented library gets ethered

get a list of everything in your library so you can find the music again elsewhere. i dont have spotify so i cant test it but something like this

http://www.streamexport.com/

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being trans is actually the coolest

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literally actually coming to terms with being a weird fucked up tranny and connecting with other weird fucked up trannies has done more for my confidence and mental health than any drug ive ever been prescribed or any therapy session ive ever sat through

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Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

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HOW could I forget....

Los gatitos....

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I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS... the winning streak continues

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im about to test the limits of discord nitro

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we are almost there folks

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discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.

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Let me win, you fool.

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is this how we play this game? very well.

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my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.

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I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓