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Dean Winchester in season 2: “I’m tired.”

Dean Winchester in season 3: “I’m tired and I’mma die and it’s fine.”

Dean Winchester in season 4: “I’m tired and I’m a piece of shit who doesn’t deserve to live because of the things I’ve done.”

Dean Winchester in season 5: “I’m tired and I’ve lost hope in everything and everyone and I just want it to be over. I can’t do it anymore.”

Dean Winchester in season 6: “I’m tired and I’m a failure and I can’t do anything right and everyone would be better off if I never existed.”

Dean Winchester in season 7: “I’m tired and I’ve lost hope in everything and I would like even more alcohol than usual, please.”

Dean Winchester in season 8: “I’m tired. I’m a grunt and I don’t matter as much as other people. Another person surviving and having the full life I have never had is my happy ending, while I die with a gun in my hand.”

Dean Winchester in season 9: “I’m tired and an awful person and I don’t matter so let me just put this mark on myself without listening to the consequences because I’m just a weapon.” *When he is dying* “It’s better this way.”

Dean Winchester in season 10: “I’m tired and I need to be sent to outer space to protect other people because I’m a monster.”

Dean Winchester in season 11: “I’m tired and we can just put this soul bomb in my chest and it’s cool.”

Dean Winchester in season 12: “Ow my leg.”

Dean Winchester in season 13: “I’m tired and Cas is dead and I’m sad and angry and hurt and let me just let myself be possessed so I can save my brother. Let’s really hammer home the narrative that I am a weapon and not a person and I don’t really have choices.”

Dean Winchester in season 14: “I’m tired and I would like to climb in a box and be dropped at the bottom of the ocean so I can live in eternal suffering so I don’t hurt anyone. I can’t be saved and I don’t have choices.”

Dean Winchester for five minutes at the end of 15x17: “I’m tired. I’m a hamster in a wheel. My lifetime of suffering has been manufactured for someone else’s enjoyment. I don’t have free will. I don’t have choices and never have. I don’t feel real. I’m tired I just want it all to be over and I would do almost anything to make it stop. Someone please make it stop.”

People:

Man, this is depressing. 😕

Connor: From now on we start oppressing people who like their hot chocolate with water. If you’re lactose intolerant you can stay, but you’re on fucking thin ice.

Sixty: I eat the powder straight from the pack.

Connor: Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was?

I legitimately just do this???

I at least mix it uhhhhhh (with water) (SORRY) to make like, brownie batter. and then eat it like that

I eat the pack dry then drink hot water.

Pure gold 😂😂

finally something we can all agree on!

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Float

Gavin: I am sad and have no one to be gay with.

Bro same

Are you guys following what's going on in Milwaukee? It's happening right now, June 23/24 depending on where you live!

There are conflicting reports about who set the house and van on fire, some say it was the police to cover up evidence, some that the neighbors did it.

But people managed to recover tons of documents from the house before it burned down and already one of the people mentioned in them was identified as a register sex offender! The house is also allegedly registered to a member of the clergy?

Summary:

this one is for all those "but what will you do without the police when..." headass people.

I watched it on FB live today. For the 1:45:00. That whole village came out for those kids. I've never seen a community come together like that.

Holy shit. Just went to Google to find out more and this is what comes up when you type in ‘Milwaukee news’. It’s the top news story for that area apparently and yet I’m only hearing about it in passing on tumblr, what the literal fuck? Interesting language choice in the headlines too.

The story I read in the Journal Sentinel confirmed all the details mentioned in the tumblr post. The neighbors had been reporting that they suspected sex trafficking was being done through that house since last fall. The cops went to that damn house multiple times on Monday and Tuesday but somehow didn’t find those girls. What useless fucking policy was it that decided that negligence was the best course of action there? Why were civilians putting themselves at risk to be doing a job the should’ve been handled by law enforcement? Is this some Law and Order shit where they were cool with risking the lives of two brown girls if it bolstered an ongoing investigation against whoever lived there? I have so many questions and even more rage that the cops were more concerned with holding back justifiably angry and concerned neighbors than they were with finding and helping those missing girls. To protect and serve my ass. Thank god the neighbors cared enough to get involved because who knows what would’ve happened otherwise.

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

What to do if police officers arrive at your home

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

@midnight-spectrum-again

OWO

Oh my gosh it’s gotten so much better

i call this one the “Howdy, Partner”

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

brock-obama:

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

::bows with a flourish::

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

@revfrog

Reblogging for the last gif

What the actual fuc-

Enough Said!

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She demands pets at queenscorgi.tumblr.com

FINALLY A CORGI WITH A TAIL 😍😍😍😍

WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!!

I guess I wasn’t “colourful” enough.  - multiple exposures shot on medium format film instagram