Was playing casuals on dustbowl and someone during setup said "Aight fellas if we win I'm taking y'all to Legoland" to which someone unleashed the loudest, piercing, throat-wrenchingly loud
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA"
I've heard in my whole fucking life
the majority of the team spent the entire game arguing how many legos they’re allowed to buy, and which sets in particular
we won btw
Those are handy for finding out what breaker an outlet is on
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
get creatured idiot
I bring a hauge fuckin rack and thicc thighs to the Astartes physique that the Master of Mankind really doesn’t like.
i love fat and hairy gay men and their armpits, but i also seeing posts from lesbians and other queer women about how much they love fat and hairy women and their armpits. that's really fucking epic honestly.
i love bears and butches. they should unionize.
i know this is really dumb and cheesy but this is one of my favorite posts because seeing someone be like "sorry to derail but i'm a lesbian that thinks beefy fat female characters are hot :(" is like. no. don't apologize. that's really fucking cool.
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Sounds legit
they should invent a trans girl that is. in my bed.
wait shit fuck that me
they should. invent another
If I ever respond to you w just a heart emoji it’s not meant to be dismissive. I’m bumping my shoulder against yours bc I like you. I am blinking slowly at you like a cat.
Unrestrained summer fun
if you’re jewish and need to take time off from work for the high holidays here’s your reminder to request time off now so you don’t forget









