*walks through a bead curtain*

I jut finished paying off this burger

this is Emily Gwen, the nonbinary lesbian who made the lesbian flag. THE lesbian flag. the lesbian flag that major corporations are using without their permission or paying them for while they are struggling financially.

its Emily's creation !!!

we love and respect Emily Gwen in this house !! if you can help them out in any way, please do !!

mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!

fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡

Oh my god a fifth guy just hit the burgers and fries

Vintage Dior Lily of the Valley shoe

people who haven't opened a book since high school love calling shit pretentious it's like a little bump of k to them

what if it was all just a dream?

fuck 12

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

can’t get an algorithm like this on twitter

Dogs