who up balduring their gate

Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones

oh wow the next gen Pokemon games just leaked

double penetration but it’s just a lobotomy in both eyes

This meme is fucking killing me

Hello?

Her nips were frightened away

it's not that PKD was sexless or a virgin or whatever it's that he was simply the most divorced man of all time

Furthermore we have to recall that on top of being the most divorced man to ever live he was writing all this absolutely thwacked on speed

oh okay, yeah

the speed enabled him to marry and divorce faster

he kind of revolutionized the strats in overall Divorce meta

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever