I love these dorks so much. This turned into a bit of a labor of love, but I actually kind of adore how it turned out QAQ ♥
This is also available on my RedBubble ♥
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#*us getting into some smooching*#him with his deviated septum: *has to take a break to breathe*#me: '... can i make a cheesy joke?'#him: 'well you cant just dangle a cheesy joke in front of a man.'#me: '... could it be said that I..take your breath away?'#him: *grins and smooches me a couple more times before collapsing into a giggle fit*#personal#rachel rambles#we're gross and mushy#and i ain't mad about it#nick#im so glad he can not only deal with my sense of humor#but that he unironically fucking loves it
The bf trying to console me after the brake, battery, abs, and check engine lights all came on in the banana boat after my alternator belt snapped: "Ohhh it's probably something small, but I GET it. That thing's your baby, and you finally had that light at the end of the tunnel, and this just feels like it dashed it right out."
Me, unable to stop myself making a dad joke: "Oh it fuckin' 'DASHED' it alright."
Him, through laughter: "Shut the fuck up."
Me, feeling accomplished for finally having wrangled a stfu out of him, but still salty about the vehicle: "Fuckin' dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree."
This mug was literally part of my Valentine's day gift from this dude lmao
The bf trying to console me after the brake, battery, abs, and check engine lights all came on in the banana boat after my alternator belt snapped: "Ohhh it's probably something small, but I GET it. That thing's your baby, and you finally had that light at the end of the tunnel, and this just feels like it dashed it right out."
Me, unable to stop myself making a dad joke: "Oh it fuckin' 'DASHED' it alright."
Him, through laughter: "Shut the fuck up."
Me, feeling accomplished for finally having wrangled a stfu out of him, but still salty about the vehicle: "Fuckin' dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree."
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#i might get to meet his mom Tuesday 😁#things have been going well in general though#hes spent a few nights and we've spent most of those following days just lounging in PJs and watching TV/gaming#he gave me whatever ick he's got though 🤣 ya girl's losing her voice#apparently his mom's excited and plans on making dinner and everything 🥹#she asked him to see what movie id wanna watch and im stumped 😬🤣#dad basically had full reign of the TV for the last 20 years he was on this earth so i got used to not really watching stuff?#we'll figure it out though lol
Patchy really didn't want us to go 😂
Him: I showed my mom, she said it sounds like he was saying "mama."
Me: idk, I mean, both of the boys WERE trying to lick your nip-nops.
Since I was able to present this to the BF yesterday, I can post it here 😁❤️
Since I was able to present this to the BF yesterday, I can post it here 😁❤️
tfw the coworker you always banter back and forth with asks you a question and you tell him you don’t know, so he tells you you’re supposed to have the answers for everything, like why’s the sky blue and the earth round, and you make a quick, dry joke about “but isn’t it flat?”, and you can see the moment his soul leaves his body because for a fleeting, satisfying moment as his face goes through a micro journey of the stages of grief, you can tell he actually thinks maybe you’re a flat earther. You leave him hanging for a sec before you finally tell him you’re just fuckin’ with him 🤣
The relief is PALPABLE. Complete with a heavy, relieved sigh and a loud OH THANK GOD.
Been a hot minute since I’ve laughed that hard, and idk which part was the funniest, but I really needed that 😂
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#we made it 'official' today#it felt like things just fell into place and it never really got addressed til tonight 🤣#we both assumed it was anyways lol#he said he wants me to meet his mom too but shes dealing with some shit right now#so when the dust settles a bit would be more ideal#said 'she's gonna fuckin' love you' and my heart melted a little 🥺❤️#im just... aaaaahhhhhh 🥰
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#im praying to whatever might be listening that my muse pops on even if just for a day before v-day#because i REALLY wanna make the bf a cheesy-ass drawing/card#his name's nick#and i wanna draw Nick Valentine and make a cheesy fuckin' joke/wordplay#but idk if I'll be able to find the motivation before then
Honestly, this shit is smitten high schoolers levels of cheesy but it's wholesome and cute 🤣 Haven't gotten to hang out with him (outside of work at least) since the 10th, but he's coming over this Saturday and we're both stupidly excited and anxious lol.
Still can't get read more to work on mobile, sorry 🙃
The level of comfortable the dogs are on with this nerd after only one visit is something else 🤣
Honestly, this shit is smitten high schoolers levels of cheesy but it's wholesome and cute 🤣 Haven't gotten to hang out with him (outside of work at least) since the 10th, but he's coming over this Saturday and we're both stupidly excited and anxious lol.
Still can't get read more to work on mobile, sorry 🙃