i know i make this post like every month but markipliers brother has been running a webcomic about furries for over a decade

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

the only true gamer

Oh my god I forgot about this account

I logged in with the wrong email and now here I am. What’s up gamers

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

bachelor 1: i would die for you

bachelor 2: i would kill for you

woman who is about to invent dueling: i have an idea

Pet Peeves: Men Who Are Uncomfortable With Their Sexuality

😂😂😂😂

How did she do that with her eyes that’s fucking neat

Solitude in E Minor

Video

fuck man

In case you weren’t convinced that hating yourself is a learned behavior

Physical shame comes from parents, teachers, media, and peers. It’s not something you’re born with. You were born naked, wonderful, and gorgeous, and no one should make another being feel as if that wasn’t, and isn’t true.

This made me cry

fun drinking game

take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die

this is already a thing and it’s actually called Alcoholism .

The Jack Daniels Hell Train just tore through walmart and ruined my shopping experience

One Smooth Beat by AnticularPony

when someone you don’t know has you blocked