Reggie: Were you dropped as a baby?
Sweet Pea: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Every girl in this show is gay I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
Imagine this a fidget spinner but it’s got knives taped to it
100lightbulbs
So a shuriken
No. Not everything is about naruto.
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There is a goddamn Naruto coat in the window of the charity shop across the road from my flat and the employees have dressed it up in a womens belt and necklace not realising that it isn’t a casual womans garment.
cyberpigeon
couture
Betty: [kisses Jughead's neck]
Jughead: what is this?
Betty: affection
Jughead: disgusting
Jughead:
Jughead: do it again
V: *gets route*
MC's across the world: *Running down streets, jumping from trees, climbing out windows, crawling out of manholes, parachuting down, and swimming across oceans to come and glomp V*
707: First you won't answer my calls and now you steal my woman
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*play Mystic Messenger for the 8793572395823948 times*
*open the app*
Random MM character: Cheritz
Me:
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August can’t get here soon enough!
Seven: MC, will you do me the honour of becoming my sister in law?
Saeran: Did you just propose to MC for me?
Seven: SOMEONE HAD TO SAERAN.
them: hey so what gender are you me: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abt
them: hey so what gender are you me: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure whether or not you’ve left the stove on? them: ….yeah? me: its that
them: what’s ur gender me: oh i have this condition where im allergic to the sugar found in gender, its called genderose-intolerance